I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and draw on him
April 25, 2017 12:16 PM   Subscribe

It's probably not a good idea to leave your pet with kids. Or with your friends, apparently. (A bit of overlap, but not much.)
posted by Johnny Wallflower (13 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite
 
Or with your stepchildren (NSFW) if your name is Ron.
posted by supercres at 12:24 PM on April 25, 2017 [7 favorites]


supercres beat me to it.
posted by Navelgazer at 12:26 PM on April 25, 2017 [1 favorite]


needs Yaypril tag!
posted by numaner at 12:27 PM on April 25, 2017


i mean, when my roommate goes on vacation, her dog immediately starts hitting the bottle.
posted by numaner at 12:37 PM on April 25, 2017 [2 favorites]


tag added, thanks
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 12:48 PM on April 25, 2017 [1 favorite]


Princess Cat would like a word with her uh Regent in the antechamber. Like, right meow.
posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 1:04 PM on April 25, 2017 [1 favorite]


I suspect the Dalmatian is photoshop, and definitely not sharpies either way. Still, cute post!
posted by tavella at 1:04 PM on April 25, 2017


They're bad people, Brent.
posted by srboisvert at 1:16 PM on April 25, 2017 [10 favorites]


The cat grooming would earn the sitter ex-boyfriend status.
posted by datawrangler at 1:19 PM on April 25, 2017 [1 favorite]


If it was my Dalmation, I'd have used watercolors and a brush.

Just saying...
posted by Insert Clever Name Here at 1:51 PM on April 25, 2017 [2 favorites]


I love the groomed cat! She's a dinosaur!!
posted by Deoridhe at 2:12 PM on April 25, 2017 [1 favorite]


Thank you for this.
posted by platitudipus at 2:20 PM on April 25, 2017


These are all good pet pics, Brent!!

The Dalmatian is wonderful, and the cat with lipstick made me fall off my chair laughing.

Unfortunately I read the comments, and naturally someone got their knickers in a twist about painting and costuming critters. Really? If their not coerced, or some toxic chemical wasn't used, why not? Critters love interaction with their hoomans--even some cats* like it. And no, animals don't feel humiliation at being dressed up or painted--especially if you repeatedly coo and tell them what boo-tee-ful puppers or kittehs they are!

* Although the cat that was shaved probably didn't enjoy it. Sometimes it's just necessary. My F-in-L's cat hates being shaved, but if it isn't done once in a while, the cat would eventually need surgery for hairballs. Brushing doesn't do enough.

I think I have been inspired to take a water solvent marker to my friend's Appy and draw on a dot-to-dot picture. I'll bet she LOLs first and then uses it for a Halloween costume somehow. Maybe a breast collar for the horse made of checkers, and she could be a Sudoku puzzle? Something, something....
posted by BlueHorse at 6:50 PM on April 25, 2017 [3 favorites]


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