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May 16, 2017 8:41 PM   Subscribe

How you died in medieval times.
posted by ecorrocio (1 comment total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Double. -- restless_nomad



 
Worth it for this exchange:
Medieval Death Bot @DeathMedieval
long suffering from the auge, you have succumbed to a quatran fever

Simon Payne @SimonPa50494208
I am feeling much better now .

Medieval Death Bot @DeathMedieval
you have succumbed to the red plague, given to you by a Lollard

Simon Payne @SimonPa50494208
I had a temperature but honestly I am fine now.

Medieval Death Bot @DeathMedieval
you have been run over by an oxen cart

Simon Payne @SimonPa50494208
I was a bit but it didn't hurt.

Medieval Death Bot @DeathMedieval
you have drowned while bathing
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posted by Two unicycles and some duct tape at 9:09 PM on May 16, 2017 [2 favorites]


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