[Maurice:] Help! Someone help me!
[Tavern keeper:] Maurice?
[Maurice:] Please! Please, I need your help. He's got her - he's
got her locked in the dungeon!
[LeFou:] Who?
[Maurice:] Belle. We must go. N-not a minute to lose!
[Gaston:] Whoa! Slow down, Maurice. Who's got Belle locked in a
dungeon?
[Maurice:] A beast! A horrible, monstrous beast!
[Patron I:] Is it a big beast?
[Maurice:] Huge!
[Patron II:] With a long, ugly snout?
[Maurice:] Hideously ugly!
[Drinker III:] And sharp, cruel fangs?
[Maurice:] Yes! Yes! Will you help me?
[Gaston:] All right, old man. We'll help you out.
[Maurice:] You will? Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
[Tavern keeper:] Crazy old Maurice.
[Patron I:] He's always good for a laugh...it's all in beauty and the beast :) think of the children!« Older Jeez, is Gordon Clune a big jerk or what?... | Progress Quest... Newer »
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That's exactly what Hitler did, and it's exactly what Bush and Sharon are doing
Riiiiight... it's not like America was attacked by insane, murderous Islamist terrorists, or like Israel was suffering from almost-daily mass-murdering suicide bombers or anything. Common dreams? Fringe delusions, more like it.
posted by dagny at 12:13 AM on April 30, 2002