The app! It does nothing!
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posted by leotrotsky at 12:30 PM on June 9, 2017 [2 favorites]


This thread would be perfect with no comments.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:37 PM on June 9, 2017 [7 favorites]


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posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 12:42 PM on June 9, 2017


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posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 12:46 PM on June 9, 2017


iOS only so it doesn't exist for me.
posted by bonehead at 12:46 PM on June 9, 2017 [1 favorite]


Binky? More like Bunky.
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posted by oneswellfoop at 12:49 PM on June 9, 2017


I COMMENT, THEREFORE I AM!
posted by Samizdata at 1:04 PM on June 9, 2017


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posted by numaner at 1:05 PM on June 9, 2017


The jokes here are better, though.
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:16 PM on June 9, 2017


Previously, sort of.
posted by farlukar at 1:26 PM on June 9, 2017


Um, hello, is this thing on?
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posted by chavenet at 1:30 PM on June 9, 2017


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posted by rocket88 at 2:17 PM on June 9, 2017


Does anyone read the comments down here?
posted by eclectist at 2:34 PM on June 9, 2017 [1 favorite]


"Flag it and move on."

"But I did! I think the flag went into the void!"

"Yeah. Well."
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 2:35 PM on June 9, 2017 [3 favorites]


Excellent comment!
posted by DoctorFedora at 3:59 PM on June 9, 2017


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Anyway I disagree completely with the article's thesis. I wish my friends and family would go back to producing content because I am fans of them and I want to know what they think. I guess that's an unpopular opinion these days, most people hate everyone they know it seems.
posted by bleep at 4:20 PM on June 9, 2017 [3 favorites]


"the smartphone’s victory in standardizing the mechanics of idle effort" is really a perfect way to put it.

I can think of plenty of times when interacting with others has seemed like too much effort, even the low-cognitive-demand like/dislike/reblog version of effort. I generally just lurk during those times though, or play Blendoku.
posted by subdee at 4:28 PM on June 9, 2017 [1 favorite]


Also, it's perfect that the second article written by the guy who gave us Cow Clicker. He gets it.
posted by subdee at 4:29 PM on June 9, 2017 [2 favorites]


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posted by McCoy Pauley at 7:54 AM on June 10, 2017 [1 favorite]


Binky is not just as satisfying as “real” social apps like Twitter or Instagram, but even more satisfying.

Is this literally so? Because it sounds to me like the kind of grouchy hyperbole equivalent to “(my two-year-old/a gorilla in a zoo somewhere) can paint better than that”, or “the ‘music’ kids these days listen to is just noise”. You can't substitute any random noise for, say, nu-metal or Nickelback or some other popularly derided music and get the same result from those who listen to it, and paintings made by a toddler or gorilla aren't substitutes for Jackson Pollock.
posted by acb at 5:03 PM on June 10, 2017


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