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This is the best automatic generator of things I have ever seen.
posted by Frowner at 1:09 PM on June 16 [12 favorites]


Inspirobot on:
family
acceptance
government
regret
posted by gennessee at 1:13 PM on June 16 [4 favorites]


HOW DID IT KNOW
posted by barchan at 1:18 PM on June 16 [2 favorites]


Lies?!?
posted by PROD_TPSL at 1:20 PM on June 16 [2 favorites]


I want to post every single one. On outer space
on plants
Trump
posted by barchan at 1:24 PM on June 16 [3 favorites]


hahahahahahahahaha!
I don't get it.
posted by hot_monster at 1:36 PM on June 16


This is creepy... because I completely did this years ago.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 1:40 PM on June 16 [2 favorites]


Okay.

Inspirobot is officially inside of my head.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 1:44 PM on June 16 [4 favorites]


I was enjoying this, until
posted by gwint at 1:47 PM on June 16 [11 favorites]


Genius
posted by jazon at 2:00 PM on June 16


I really wanted to like this.
I am inclined to like this kind of thing.
But I found it lacking.

It's not
)whimsical
satirical
nOnsensical
or)
sufficiently
absurdist

o.O

Back to my E E Cummings poems.
posted by pjsky at 2:02 PM on June 16


Someone.
Make.
It.

STOP.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 2:05 PM on June 16 [3 favorites]


Actually, I'm starting to be okay with this...
posted by PROD_TPSL at 2:10 PM on June 16


And it became self aware.

We're done here.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 2:12 PM on June 16 [3 favorites]




Eternal Happiness - damn near pissed my pants laughing.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:17 PM on June 16 [7 favorites]


Well, are they?

This thing may now be in my pants.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:20 PM on June 16 [4 favorites]


The only ones that make sense are actually super depressing! Very lifelike.

On friendships
Retirement
Growing Up
The heart-wish of a generation
posted by luftmensch at 2:23 PM on June 16 [6 favorites]


All you need in order to become immortal is …

… a what body?

Is that hot, or bot, or pot, or ???
Once again, the power of immortality slips through my fingers.
posted by Kabanos at 2:24 PM on June 16 [7 favorites]




I'm really all about passionate embraces.
posted by Kabanos at 2:26 PM on June 16 [4 favorites]


I really wanted to like this.
I am inclined to like this kind of thing.
But I found it lacking.


Anyone can be the first person to ridicule
something that nobody else has fallen in love with.

posted by Kabanos at 2:28 PM on June 16 [6 favorites]


Looking forward to using some of these as Facebook comments because I'm an asshole.
posted by fluffy battle kitten at 2:33 PM on June 16 [6 favorites]


Try to be the reason someone calls the police.

(I love this site even more because it confused an overly earnest coworker.)
posted by Burhanistan at 2:43 PM on June 16 [2 favorites]






Ah, this is bliss.
posted by yesster at 3:42 PM on June 16 [2 favorites]






pretty much this
posted by Foosnark at 4:20 PM on June 16


I knew it
posted by ckape at 4:54 PM on June 16 [6 favorites]


I don't know, there's a time and a place for everything
posted by little cow make small moo at 5:03 PM on June 16












If you click it enough it does a little malfunctioning routine
posted by oulipian at 5:58 PM on June 16 [1 favorite]






I want to post everything you guys have posted on all my social medias
posted by numaner at 6:46 PM on June 16 [1 favorite]


Well.. Now I KNOW how it really feels...
posted by PROD_TPSL at 6:54 PM on June 16 [3 favorites]


On reality shows
On moms (this hits very close to home)
On imagination
On home
On marriage
This is actually inspirational!
posted by numaner at 7:02 PM on June 16 [1 favorite]


Nerds.
posted by dayintoday at 7:09 PM on June 16 [1 favorite]




Inspirobot tries hypnosis.
Inspirobot knows how to get ahead.
Inspirobot has a reason to live.
Inspirobot gets topical.
Inspirobot gets drunk.
Inspirobot gets to the root of the problem.
Inspirobot asks the real questions.
Inspirobot is here to help.
posted by gennessee at 7:20 PM on June 16 [2 favorites]


InspiroBot's deep thoughts on Love.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 7:27 PM on June 16 [6 favorites]


I'm starting to think it's reading my thoughts
posted by numaner at 10:43 PM on June 16




"You have always been an intelligent wanker. Don't ever forget it"

This thing is pretty spooky.
posted by howfar at 1:23 AM on June 17 [1 favorite]


Just in case you thought you were maybe doing okay, Inspirobot will set you straight.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 1:47 AM on June 17 [11 favorites]


Oh my god, I am laughing my ass off. The juxtaposition of sentence and picture makes this one so perfect.
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 1:50 AM on June 17 [6 favorites]




"We cannot transform ourselves by dating, we can only transform ourselves by biting."
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:30 AM on June 17 [9 favorites]




"Every word you say is gold made of kale."
posted by LobsterMitten at 10:22 AM on June 17 [2 favorites]






I actually kinda like this one.

this one sounds vaguely...sticky.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:48 PM on June 17


And this is perfect.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:50 PM on June 17 [3 favorites]


This is the best automatic generator of things I have ever seen.

Me too. I'd actually be interested to know why it's so much better than anything else of this type I've ever seen. Does anyone​ have any insight into what makes it so good? I presume that it's partly down to the choice of subject matter, the careful selection of the different sentence structures and really good choice and labelling of the different random elements, but I'd love to know if there's more to its quality. It's so surprisingly good that it almost makes me suspicious that all of the "quotes" have been written in advance. But the sheer number of different lines it's spitting out makes that seem very improbable.

Also, if anyone has any links to other random generators that are this, I'm sure many of us would love to see them.
posted by howfar at 1:29 PM on June 17 [8 favorites]


Remember life before mindfulness?
posted by potrzebie at 2:45 PM on June 17 [1 favorite]


Between when I going this post and now I've downloaded like at least 50 to my phone. And I can't stop.
posted by numaner at 2:54 PM on June 17 [2 favorites]






wow... WTF InspiroBot. WTF.
posted by numaner at 7:09 PM on June 17


this is it. I found the one that is Metafilter.
posted by numaner at 7:27 PM on June 17


Numaner: I got that same picture with the text "without killing there can be no insights." which wow.
posted by R343L at 8:52 PM on June 17


(Uh to be clear the picture in the WTF link.)
posted by R343L at 8:52 PM on June 17


You would say that, wouldn't you?

Roko's basilisk says I should just go with it.
posted by limeonaire at 12:18 AM on June 18




> Genius
... is just another kind of impairment
posted by Elizabeth the Thirteenth at 11:41 AM on June 18


this is too real
posted by numaner at 2:39 PM on June 19


welp, i think this one is a good one to end on. there's no truth out there.
posted by numaner at 7:50 AM on June 21


Y'all, I'm the new office manager for a startup and we are moving to a bigger office in a week, and one of the things I've been tasked with is maintaining office morale; and simple decor is one way I'm going to do that.

I'm severely tempted to generate a couple of these to put up in the office alongside the world maps and the air plants and shit like that.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 11:22 AM on June 22 [1 favorite]


if you keep clicking.... things happen.
posted by Cozybee at 11:35 AM on June 22




Click long enough and the bot starts reading you. This is basically the foundation of my professional career.
posted by EvaDestruction at 4:20 PM on June 23 [1 favorite]


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