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Donald Trump Says Billions & Billions & Billions & Billions & Billions & Billions. (SLYT). From J-walk, who called it "Best video I've seen all day"
posted by growabrain (43 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
 
It only took 15 seconds for "billions" to stop meaning anything to my ears.
posted by disclaimer at 6:50 PM on July 18 [5 favorites]


What credibillionity problem?
posted by Stanczyk at 6:52 PM on July 18




I would give this beelyinz and beelyinz of favorites if I could.
posted by uncleozzy at 7:00 PM on July 18 [2 favorites]


That was art. No "of the Deal"; just art.
posted by Artful Codger at 7:00 PM on July 18 [2 favorites]


bidions and biyians and binions and bunions and beans and bins and
posted by oulipian at 7:00 PM on July 18 [4 favorites]


is this the new thread?
posted by So You're Saying These Are Pants? at 7:08 PM on July 18 [18 favorites]


It's not too difficult to make him look like a fool.
posted by fredludd at 7:11 PM on July 18 [2 favorites]


"Billions and Billions," but every time Trump gesticulates it gets 1,000,000,000 times faster.
posted by cichlid ceilidh at 7:16 PM on July 18 [3 favorites]


Bill Yenzen
posted by msbutah at 7:20 PM on July 18 [7 favorites]


I'm sure I'd feel differently if I weren't under such heavy sedation, but I found this oddly pleasing.
posted by howfar at 7:34 PM on July 18 [4 favorites]


bilious and bilious and bilious and bilious and bilious and bilious and …
posted by scruss at 7:37 PM on July 18 [2 favorites]


MICHAEL.
posted by duffell at 7:38 PM on July 18 [2 favorites]


Some fucker played this in the office the other day. I hate them.
posted by Artw at 7:40 PM on July 18 [3 favorites]


Here's a 'billions' chaser from Carl Sagan

OMG Trump really is like a smart person
posted by The World Famous at 8:03 PM on July 18 [1 favorite]


Similar to this, I once thought "Surely someone has done a supercut of him saying 'China'", and whaddya know, they had!
posted by doozer_ex_machina at 8:05 PM on July 18 [9 favorites]


He looks like someone trying to salvage a performance from a neglected animatronic face as the glue rapidly fails.
posted by lucidium at 8:06 PM on July 18 [3 favorites]


I'm currently performing in a Shakespeare-in-the-Park style production of Much Ado About Nothing. We all melt with stifled giggles backstage when our Conrade gives her reply to the interrogating nightwatchman: “You. Are. An. Ass! (pause) YOU ARE AN AAAAAASSS!!!” There's a growing bunch of us who wants to take the show to Washington, get the pumpkin or one of his hired gourds to come, and say it straight to him.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 8:40 PM on July 18 [3 favorites]


This would be funnier if he wasn't our president*.
posted by KGMoney at 8:51 PM on July 18 [8 favorites]


I'll see your Bill Yenzen and raise you Billy Enzen.
posted by little onion at 9:14 PM on July 18 [3 favorites]


"It's not too difficult to make him look like a fool."

Using only video of him.

Weird thing is, the more context you give his remarks, the more foolish he looks.
posted by el io at 9:15 PM on July 18 [1 favorite]


The very sound of his voice now fills me with incoherent rage.

I will never understand another word that man says.

My brain fills with the same chemicals it used to reserve for painful injury every time.
posted by poe at 9:22 PM on July 18 [14 favorites]


This made me start thinking of "Chim Chim Cher-ee."
posted by raysmj at 9:59 PM on July 18


My friend did a mash up with this and the accordion video. It is both glorious and soul-rending.
posted by h00py at 10:48 PM on July 18 [7 favorites]


Omg that China video was so weird, it was like he was repeating the last two syllables of a word beginning with "va-"

Over
and over
and over

And squeaking
posted by janey47 at 10:57 PM on July 18


Oh no and now my stomach hurts from laughing at the accordion one oh shit oh no make it stop
posted by janey47 at 10:59 PM on July 18 [1 favorite]




His successful noodle empire will boast of "Bouillions and Bouillions Served!"
posted by klausman at 11:21 PM on July 18 [2 favorites]


The World Famous: "OMG Trump really is like a smart person"

Cos-less
posted by chavenet at 2:39 AM on July 19


worst asmr video ever
posted by EndsOfInvention at 2:48 AM on July 19 [4 favorites]


I do not like this, Sam I am.
posted by lkc at 3:03 AM on July 19


Bennigan's & Bennigan's & Bennigan's...
posted by chillmost at 3:07 AM on July 19


That was fucking brilliant. It's the only time in the last couple of years where I've seen him and heard his voice that I wasn't on the verge of making the screen all smashed and broken. I was slightly distracted by the ever-changing yet always-shite incarnations of his "hair", and by thoughts of the PTSD now surely suffered by the person who had to sit through so much footage to compile this, but overall it's quite, quite wonderful.
posted by billiebee at 3:23 AM on July 19 [5 favorites]


I honestly hate that man (and all of his spawn).
posted by InsertNiftyNameHere at 3:32 AM on July 19 [3 favorites]


Best laugh of the week so far, thank you for posting!
posted by ipsative at 4:05 AM on July 19 [2 favorites]


meteordestroyingearth.jpg
posted by photoslob at 6:29 AM on July 19


Here's a 'billions' chaser from Carl Sagan

OMG Trump really is like a smart person


Well, he manifestly knows some of the same words.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 7:08 AM on July 19


Totally should speed up, slowly, slowly...
posted by gottabefunky at 10:17 AM on July 19


Yeah, they shouldn't even mess with the timing or anything, just put the clips in order from slowest to fastest.
posted by straight at 10:21 AM on July 19


This video was removed by the user?! No, we needs it!
posted by mkhall at 4:01 PM on July 19


Wait why is this gone? Nooooo!
posted by freecellwizard at 6:46 PM on July 19


[A user pointed out a live source, so I've edited the link and brought this back.]
posted by cortex at 8:52 AM on July 20 [1 favorite]


Yay! I was going to drop the mods a note and noticed the post was live again! I try to avoid hearing that voice but this was oddly satisfying.
posted by Room 641-A at 3:46 PM on July 27


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