Whosoever shall squeeze thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other

July 19, 2017 7:46 AM

Who's got squishy cheeks? YOU do! Yes you do! Yes you do! And so do all of you!

If that's not enough squee for Hump Day, then check out these Golden Retriever puppies. Awww.
posted by Johnny Wallflower (8 comments total)

Playin those dog faces like accordions!

I used to be able to make my dog yawn if I touched just the right spot at the corner(s) of her soft little mouth.
posted by theatro at 9:14 AM on July 19, 2017

PUPPIES.
posted by suelac at 9:48 AM on July 19, 2017

I do this to some of my colleagues (none of whom are dogs). They just stand there until it's over.
posted by holborne at 9:50 AM on July 19, 2017 [1 favorite]

I love puppppieees!
posted by Papi Rof0r at 10:02 AM on July 19, 2017

Yeah, no. Look like me as a kid and live in an apartment complex with Jewish grandmothers?

Years of constant contusions and I still shudder when i see a thumb and forefinger touch.
posted by Samizdata at 10:43 AM on July 19, 2017

BABEE GOLDEEES!!!

(Samizdata, my Grandma used to grab our arms and gnaw on our elbows.)
posted by The Underpants Monster at 11:21 AM on July 19, 2017

My dog would not be amused. (For a dog, she's pretty catty, and has some serious thoughts about bodily autonomy.) She's half Siberian Husky, and would look about exactly as pleased as this for the 3 seconds before she jerked her head out of my filthy disrespectin' hands. :P <3
posted by taz at 11:48 AM on July 19, 2017 [1 favorite]

BATH TIME YAY!
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 11:07 AM on July 20, 2017