Millennials are Killing

August 4, 2017 5:19 PM

Millennials are Killing is a horror-comedy RPG about the ceaseless need of all people born between 1982 and 2004 to destroy all that we hold dear. (Single link Google Docs RPG)
posted by Artw (23 comments total)

Via.
posted by Artw at 5:30 PM on August 4, 2017

Will no-one stop the slaughter?
posted by the man of twists and turns at 5:35 PM on August 4, 2017

Also a fun game you can play: Google “Millennials are killing...” and enjoy.
posted by Fizz at 5:38 PM on August 4, 2017 [1 favorite]

Millenial Apartment Hunters
posted by Artw at 5:42 PM on August 4, 2017

Single link Google Docs RPG

On desktop the link seems to take you to editing rather than viewing mode, I would suggest switching to viewing as it is easier to read. On the other hand, some of the edits are funny.

(Some are less so)
posted by Artw at 5:58 PM on August 4, 2017

Millennials Are Killing RPGs!
posted by Drexen at 6:10 PM on August 4, 2017 [1 favorite]

In reality, we Baby Boomers have killed everything and framed the Millennials for it!!! Bwahahahaha!!!

And we're going to get away with it, in spite of those meddling kids, because the Original Scooby Gang were Boomers too!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:21 PM on August 4, 2017 [8 favorites]

The Big Boomer is one of the alternate suggestions for "Game Master".
posted by Artw at 6:31 PM on August 4, 2017

In reality, we Baby Boomers have killed everything and framed the Millennials for it!!! Bwahahahaha!!!

Slight edit:

In reality, Baby Boomers have killed everything, and Gen X has framed the Millennials for it!!! Bwahahahaha!!!
posted by BigBrooklyn at 7:07 PM on August 4, 2017 [4 favorites]

are you a bad enough dude to kill everything
posted by clockzero at 7:22 PM on August 4, 2017 [5 favorites]

If as a Gen Xer you get to pick sides then I'm foresure picking the one that kills stupid shit like golf and diamonds.
posted by Artw at 7:23 PM on August 4, 2017 [25 favorites]

Never trust anybody under 30!
posted by ActingTheGoat at 8:16 PM on August 4, 2017 [3 favorites]

Pshaw, Gen X's whole thing is irony and detachment. We'd never actually pick a side.
posted by oddman at 8:47 PM on August 4, 2017 [16 favorites]

Not libraries!
posted by cjorgensen at 8:58 PM on August 4, 2017 [1 favorite]

I am not altogether on anybody’s side, because nobody is altogether on my side.
posted by BigHeartedGuy at 10:00 PM on August 4, 2017 [1 favorite]

According to the very obscure teaching of Dao of Patanjali:
he who picks a side is missing half a coin.
posted by Twang at 1:11 AM on August 5, 2017

Pshaw, Gen X's whole thing is irony and detachment. We'd never actually pick a side.

We’re the middle children of history, man.
posted by Leon at 8:47 AM on August 5, 2017 [3 favorites]

But killing *golf*.

Seriously, fuck golf.
posted by Artw at 8:57 AM on August 5, 2017 [1 favorite]

Exception for mini-golf, though. Where "putting it in the clown's mouth" is not an advanced sexual position.
posted by the sobsister at 10:28 AM on August 5, 2017 [3 favorites]

There is no Gen X. Nobody was born from the mid 60s to the mid 80s. At least, that's what I gather from reading what Millenials post on the internet.

Yes, that means Millenials Are Killing Gen X. I'll see myself out.
posted by edheil at 8:04 PM on August 5, 2017 [3 favorites]

We’re the middle children of history, man.

I prefer the term "roadkill."
posted by Miko at 8:36 PM on August 6, 2017 [1 favorite]

No, not roadkill, we're romantics. Lets be the new Lost Generation.

I mean c'mon, that just sounds so cool.
posted by oddman at 10:31 AM on August 10, 2017 [2 favorites]

Psychologically scarred millenials killing
posted by the man of twists and turns at 8:14 PM on August 20, 2017