One of these things is not like the others (but still adorable)

September 6, 2017 5:51 PM

The Emergency Pupper Service featuring patented Scroll-to-Smile™ technology. For when you're plumb out of evens. (h/t Miss Cellania)
posted by Johnny Wallflower (26 comments total)

I actually did need this today. Thanks, Johnny Wallflower!
posted by prismatic7 at 5:54 PM on September 6, 2017 [1 favorite]

Omg I was not prepared to see what I saw. YOU ARE THE BEST!
posted by Room 641-A at 5:57 PM on September 6, 2017 [1 favorite]

Suddenly, two llamas and a chicken!
posted by soren_lorensen at 5:58 PM on September 6, 2017 [11 favorites]

That St. Bernard has the best "Yeah, told you I'd steal your girl, didn't I?" face.
posted by droplet at 6:18 PM on September 6, 2017 [1 favorite]

I couldn't help myself, I was squealing "aww, puppies! Pupppies! pupppiiiiiiies!!!" the whole time... Thank you, a lovely pick-me-up.
posted by gemmy at 6:23 PM on September 6, 2017

That hen is in charge of all babies.
posted by Bee'sWing at 6:24 PM on September 6, 2017

I actually just today forwarded an email to my boss to which I had added on top simply "I finally understand the feeling described by the phrase 'I just can't even,'" so this is pretty great.
posted by solotoro at 6:24 PM on September 6, 2017 [1 favorite]

White face + black nose = instant squeeee
posted by The Underpants Monster at 6:36 PM on September 6, 2017

These are a lot of good dogs. I had fun!

And some llamas and chickens.
posted by darksong at 6:51 PM on September 6, 2017

The Rottie with the silliest, happiest look on his face as he gazes up at his owner is the sweetest thing I've seen in years. What a good dog!
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 7:02 PM on September 6, 2017

Llamas and a chicken, I know. I know. It's serious.
posted by ursus_comiter at 7:12 PM on September 6, 2017 [4 favorites]

There's a bloody Ovcharka in one of those pics. Pity there's nothing to scale the beast against.
posted by Samizdata at 7:23 PM on September 6, 2017

I read that as "Emergency Puppet Service," I wish I was right, but I'm glad I was wrong.

I don't know what the human race did to deserve dogs.
posted by Marky at 7:30 PM on September 6, 2017 [1 favorite]

couches and treats. We got the better end of the deal.
posted by drewbage1847 at 7:35 PM on September 6, 2017 [1 favorite]

The innocence of dogs is heartwarming and heartbreaking. Thanks for this.
posted by davebush at 7:35 PM on September 6, 2017 [1 favorite]

At the risk of pedantry, are they not alpacas?

Because if they are, that is better because Alpacas are adorable and as a plus arenNOT arseholes.
posted by Brockles at 7:41 PM on September 6, 2017 [2 favorites]

Dogs are the kittens of dogs.
posted by Room 641-A at 8:00 PM on September 6, 2017 [5 favorites]

Scrolled, smiled, then came across Shrek's toes and had to click away.

You'll know it when you see it.
posted by turbid dahlia at 8:08 PM on September 6, 2017

Alpaca vs. Llama
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:29 PM on September 6, 2017 [2 favorites]

at the risk of pedantry i ate that flower. woof
posted by Namlit at 1:32 AM on September 7, 2017

Crab is not dog. That's all.
posted by panglos at 5:27 AM on September 7, 2017

My work blocks imgur. :(
posted by Fleebnork at 5:54 AM on September 7, 2017

We had a scary work meeting today with HR called in, and two people in tears by the end. I pulled up this link on my phone just before we started and passed it around the table. I think it helped. So thanks.
posted by lollusc at 6:07 AM on September 7, 2017 [6 favorites]

We had a death in the family a week ago today. So I needed this, thank you.

Also, the white malamute (or huskie) with blue eyes and mud all over was the best.
posted by suelac at 8:42 AM on September 7, 2017 [2 favorites]

I believe huskies have blue eyes and malamutes have golden eyes. They're both good breeds, Brint.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:07 AM on September 7, 2017 [1 favorite]

Samizdata, is this one the Ovcharka? Because, if so, I think the cows definitely help you get a sense of the size of the beast.
posted by hanov3r at 10:22 AM on September 7, 2017 [2 favorites]