OK onto Apple TV, which “has changed the way we experience television.” Whatever you say, Cookie.
Last year it was the #2 watch in the world, now it’s #1. Suck it Rolex.
Tim Cook claims over 9,000 trees on campus, which David will be factchecking right after the event.
I’ve counted seven so far. Progress.
Apple cords suck. I've had dental floss that lasted longer than Apple cables.
It's also a step towards removing the lightning port entirely.
can we assume that we'll be given a POSIX compliant operating system with standard Unix facilities available from the command line interface
APPLE: The iPhone 8 is the most incredible machine ever built.
ALSO APPLE: Fuck that old outdated piece of garbage. Here's IPhone X!
I switched to using PC's for my home use almost a decade ago and not really felt any pain.
The machine ran Blackberry OS and Android in emulation and did it with style and intelligence.
I understand all of those words, but not in that order. You might as well ask for "delicious artisinal Spam."
DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS
- AirPower is a major lost opportunity; they should have called it Apple Juice.
Explorer does a better job of letting find sort and manipulate files and file structures than Finder does.
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