May 7, 2002

11:14 AM

And you thought the middle east was bad...Here in our own country theres three relatively unknown warring factions using incest, group sex, mutilation and serial killings as guerilla tactics. When will Washington step in and draw the line? When will the madness stop?
posted by atom128 (11 comments total)

Stella was a fella.
gay sex: gateway to incest, group sex, mutilation and serial killings!
posted by quonsar at 11:30 AM on May 7, 2002

"They like to swim underwater, sneak up beneath baby birds and bite their legs off."

Who doesn't?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:47 AM on May 7, 2002

Um. Snapping turtles aren't native to the San Francisco area, unless I'm mistaken. (Then again, lots of turtles are called snapping turtles. Must consult my book when I get home.)
posted by mcwetboy at 11:51 AM on May 7, 2002

"In our world, it's not at all normal," said Whilt. "But in the ____ world, well, who knows?"


Say, if you insert the word "Islamic" there, you've got yourself a fine little I/P thread!
posted by luser at 11:55 AM on May 7, 2002

Neither are parrots but they're still there...
posted by atom128 at 11:55 AM on May 7, 2002

Neither are parrots but they're still there...
posted by atom128 at 11:57 AM on May 7, 2002

I thought this was real from the post. Then I read it was in SF and I relieved. Hell, change some of the characters from the story and move the setting to Geary & Van Ness and you would be talking about my favorite homeless people who live there.
posted by plemeljr at 11:59 AM on May 7, 2002

"in compliance with federal laws, one-legged baby birds depicted in this post have attained the age of consent."
posted by quonsar at 12:22 PM on May 7, 2002

luser: you're unknowingly onto something. (And yes, I'm aware of this.)
posted by dhartung at 12:30 PM on May 7, 2002

Note for future use: Next time someone declares homosexuality occurs naturally in the animal kingdom, mention that gang rape does as well. ;-P
posted by mischief at 1:34 PM on May 7, 2002

I like articles that use the word "duckling." It's just a cute word.
posted by davidmsc at 5:00 AM on May 8, 2002