May 7, 2002

2:37 PM

Made spider sense tingle.Four word film reviews that are sometimes better than the movie.
posted by pedantic (19 comments total)

really great link dude.
posted by dchase at 2:54 PM on May 7, 2002

"What was Travolta thinking?" heh.

while not a movie, best two-word review for an album has got to be for Spinal Tap's Shark Sandwich:

"Shit Sandwich."
posted by modge at 3:17 PM on May 7, 2002

Once again, someone forgets to specify the background colour for us that don't default to white. Ugly.

But great otherwise.
posted by mkn at 3:29 PM on May 7, 2002

Can't stop reviewing films.

Or talking this way.

Please shoot me now.
posted by grum@work at 3:31 PM on May 7, 2002

aw, man -- for "Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back":

Please stop greenlighting Smith.

One joke five movies.
posted by n9 at 3:33 PM on May 7, 2002

harlan ellison's tv review for the pilot of the partridge family was "Mary mother of God!"
posted by dobbs at 3:37 PM on May 7, 2002

Thanks, I prefer actual thought, commentary, and argument to glib blurbs.
posted by muckster at 3:51 PM on May 7, 2002

Not me. This rocks.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:16 PM on May 7, 2002

muckster: You find thought, commentary, and argument funnier than glib blurbs? Man, that's just twisted.
posted by kindall at 4:31 PM on May 7, 2002

"Good, cheesy at times."

Very accurate spiderman review.

More succint than owillis'.

Four words, life simpler.

(just teasin, o-dub, really)
posted by adampsyche at 4:52 PM on May 7, 2002

Kind of sorta dumb.
posted by boardman at 5:18 PM on May 7, 2002

Cute. Useful. Wears thin.
posted by dhartung at 6:54 PM on May 7, 2002

Gotta remind you of the classic Dorothy Parker, yes?
"Tonstant weader fwowed up."
posted by Catch at 7:05 PM on May 7, 2002

Star Wars Episode I/II: Jar Jar must die!
posted by riffola at 7:07 PM on May 7, 2002

I used to write haiku movie/album reviews for the school paper. You could've called them popular, for a school in which no one read the paper.
posted by noisemartyr at 8:48 PM on May 7, 2002

lots of continuity errors found in the spider-man flick.

but i don't care. if you went to the film to find mistakes, you wasted your money. whatever happened to suspension of disbelief?
posted by bwg at 9:16 PM on May 7, 2002

Hey, I've got one for 20% of the people participating on that site:

"Four adjectives conveys dick."
posted by scarabic at 9:19 PM on May 7, 2002

scarabic: Quite possibly the finest four word review EVER.
posted by pedantic at 10:16 PM on May 7, 2002

whatever happened to suspension of disbelief?

Call 555-1234 to find out.
posted by HTuttle at 11:05 PM on May 7, 2002