ANDDOVUS Nations Authorize ÒRegime ChangeÓ for USA

May 8, 2002 9:24 AM

ANDDOVUS Nations Authorize ÒRegime ChangeÓ for USA
BUENOS AIRES -- The Association of Nations Destroyed, Destabilized or Otherwise Violated by Uncle Sam, or ANDDOVUS, has authorized the ouster of the current U.S. administration by no later than March 2003. Foreign ministers of the 123 nations that make up ANDDOVUS met earlier this week in Buenos Aires, Argentina, where they agreed to appropriate $42.8 billion for what they termed Òregime change in the United States.Ó
posted by mapalm (11 comments total)

A lot cleverer and funnier than any of the ususal mini-Kissinger suspects who will attempt to refute it.
posted by niceness at 9:48 AM on May 8, 2002

My, they're impatient, aren't they? If they just waited one more year…
posted by darukaru at 9:51 AM on May 8, 2002

Wonder why this hasn't actually happened.
posted by engelr at 10:21 AM on May 8, 2002

sigh there!
posted by rhyax at 10:43 AM on May 8, 2002

Great! Thanks for the link! My favorite combination of wit, satire and truth to power. I just wish I could write like that. Sigh here too...
posted by nofundy at 11:08 AM on May 8, 2002

You're all just jealous that you'd rather live here but aren't allowed. You'd even prefer to live in New Jersey, but they don't want you either.
posted by ParisParamus at 11:10 AM on May 8, 2002

voted nader once and ill do it again.

kudos to mapalm for pointin this one out.


the words we use express our views, in the adjectives the story is told. The facts dismissed, people get pissed, we sit back to watch the plot line unfold. i sold my soul for a remote control, all praise my master TV. The world be feared, the anchors reveared, I bow to thee, my master TV.

posted by Zebulun at 11:36 AM on May 8, 2002

voted nader once and ill do it again.

Lessons of the Bush administration Mark II still unlearned.
posted by shagoth at 11:38 AM on May 8, 2002

Good thing they told us where they're meeting.
posted by dhartung at 1:41 PM on May 8, 2002

Jealous? not at all. I could live and work in the States if I wanted, with _either_ of the two university degrees I've got. In both cases I'd make more than the equivalent job here in Canada. But I don't want to.

I expend great amounts of self-control at the border to not say to US INS, "Why do you think I'd ever want to _stay_ here?"
posted by djfiander at 2:12 PM on May 8, 2002

voted nader once and ill do it again.

I wrote in Opus and Bill once - I just didn't pretend that it was some sort of profound statement to throw my vote away...

...it did look pretty cool in the paper the next day when the broke down the voting - especially since they got more votes than Harry Brown.
posted by RevGreg at 2:19 PM on May 8, 2002