Expos declare independence from MLB.

May 8, 2002 9:25 AM

Expos declare independence from MLB.
"The grim, bleached-blonde visage of Richie Sexson will serve as a warning to all opponents who attempt to subvert the revolution or phone the bullpen," said Expos second baseman/People’s Minister of Security Jose Vidro.
Few humor sites on the web are truly funny, but The Spitter has a high batting average.
posted by Holden (3 comments total)

That was funny, Holden. Ever since Fastball.com got absorbed, I've been looking for some good baseball humor, so thanx. This one is pretty damn funny too.
posted by jonmc at 9:32 AM on May 8, 2002

Few humor sites on the web are truly funny, but The Spitter has a high batting average.

What? I think this is probably damn near being another golden age of written humor. What about The Onion, The Modern Humorist, McSweeneys (when they want to be: I, II) , Brunching Shuttlecocks, and even occasionally SatireWire and BBSpot?
posted by Sinner at 9:44 AM on May 8, 2002

Don't forget You'll Never Work Again".
posted by password at 10:15 AM on May 8, 2002