"still sounds better than the snare sound on St. Anger"
January 21, 2018 9:11 PM Subscribe
"Enter Sandman," but the drums are played with dildos (need I say NSFW?)
Off to never never land!
posted by Artw at 9:24 PM on January 21, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by Artw at 9:24 PM on January 21, 2018 [2 favorites]
The dildos should be jet black and covered in flames, otherwise A+ would drum with dildos again.
posted by Going To Maine at 9:28 PM on January 21, 2018 [6 favorites]
posted by Going To Maine at 9:28 PM on January 21, 2018 [6 favorites]
I imagine (from my experiences with hand drumming) that could be really hard on the wrists.
posted by Samizdata at 9:34 PM on January 21, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by Samizdata at 9:34 PM on January 21, 2018 [2 favorites]
I would have thought the flexibility would have "screwed" with his timing...
posted by jim in austin at 9:34 PM on January 21, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by jim in austin at 9:34 PM on January 21, 2018 [1 favorite]
Yes!
But to truly replicate the Lars Ulrich drum sound he only needs to hit each drum with a dildo once, and have the engineer use that to build the entire drumming sequence of the song.......so I've been told.
posted by Phlegmco(tm) at 11:13 PM on January 21, 2018 [2 favorites]
But to truly replicate the Lars Ulrich drum sound he only needs to hit each drum with a dildo once, and have the engineer use that to build the entire drumming sequence of the song.......so I've been told.
posted by Phlegmco(tm) at 11:13 PM on January 21, 2018 [2 favorites]
I had to look up St. Anger because I couldn’t remember how bad the snare sounded, and oh my god, it’s so much worse than I remembered. Dildo snare sounds way better.
posted by shapes that haunt the dusk at 11:41 PM on January 21, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by shapes that haunt the dusk at 11:41 PM on January 21, 2018 [2 favorites]
I would have thought the flexibility would have "screwed" with his timing...
Flexible? Looked plenty stiff to me.
posted by peeedro at 11:49 PM on January 21, 2018 [1 favorite]
Flexible? Looked plenty stiff to me.
posted by peeedro at 11:49 PM on January 21, 2018 [1 favorite]
Well hey, that's got a good dance and you can beat off to it.
posted by loquacious at 2:31 AM on January 22, 2018 [20 favorites]
posted by loquacious at 2:31 AM on January 22, 2018 [20 favorites]
Puts me in mind of a snare drum "solo" I saw Fred Negro perform with I Spit On Your Gravy one drunken evening at the Prince.
I'll simply say no rubber was involved and leave it at that.
posted by flabdablet at 2:34 AM on January 22, 2018 [3 favorites]
I'll simply say no rubber was involved and leave it at that.
posted by flabdablet at 2:34 AM on January 22, 2018 [3 favorites]
It's the semi-floppiness that makes it great
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 2:48 AM on January 22, 2018
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 2:48 AM on January 22, 2018
> Ray Walston, Luck Dragon:
"It's the semi-floppiness that makes it great"
Exactly why I made my comment about wrist issues.
posted by Samizdata at 3:33 AM on January 22, 2018
"It's the semi-floppiness that makes it great"
Exactly why I made my comment about wrist issues.
posted by Samizdata at 3:33 AM on January 22, 2018
My smirk suddenly turned into an audible cackle at the little tom rolls in the breakdown - they looked so jaunty doing that!
posted by threecheesetrees at 4:06 AM on January 22, 2018 [5 favorites]
posted by threecheesetrees at 4:06 AM on January 22, 2018 [5 favorites]
cock rock
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 4:11 AM on January 22, 2018 [10 favorites]
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 4:11 AM on January 22, 2018 [10 favorites]
I would be much more impressed to see this performed with live human dongs.
What's Matmos up to these days?
posted by loquacious at 4:15 AM on January 22, 2018 [3 favorites]
What's Matmos up to these days?
posted by loquacious at 4:15 AM on January 22, 2018 [3 favorites]
But to truly replicate the Lars Ulrich drum sound he only needs to hit each drum with a dildo once, and have the engineer use that to build the entire drumming sequence of the song.......so I've been told.
Ah. But these. These are the true pro tools.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 4:47 AM on January 22, 2018 [7 favorites]
Ah. But these. These are the true pro tools.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 4:47 AM on January 22, 2018 [7 favorites]
Nice meaty sound on the toms.
posted by He Is Only The Imposter at 4:49 AM on January 22, 2018 [4 favorites]
posted by He Is Only The Imposter at 4:49 AM on January 22, 2018 [4 favorites]
Strangely satisfying.
posted by kinnakeet at 4:54 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by kinnakeet at 4:54 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
Do something off Load.
posted by davebush at 6:00 AM on January 22, 2018 [4 favorites]
posted by davebush at 6:00 AM on January 22, 2018 [4 favorites]
Finally, the Metallica-Second Life mashup we've all been waiting for
posted by thelonius at 6:36 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by thelonius at 6:36 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
Dildo snare sounds way better.
better than st anger? sure - but compared to other snare sounds it sounded a little wet and limp
posted by pyramid termite at 6:41 AM on January 22, 2018
better than st anger? sure - but compared to other snare sounds it sounded a little wet and limp
posted by pyramid termite at 6:41 AM on January 22, 2018
I'm really impressed at the sound they got out of two dildos.
Usually, Metallica just has the one dildo on drums.
Now do Rush's YYZ!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:43 AM on January 22, 2018 [16 favorites]
Usually, Metallica just has the one dildo on drums.
Now do Rush's YYZ!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 6:43 AM on January 22, 2018 [16 favorites]
Steely Dan!
posted by Artw at 6:52 AM on January 22, 2018 [10 favorites]
posted by Artw at 6:52 AM on January 22, 2018 [10 favorites]
Suspiciously, they never show the mallet for the kick drum...
posted by codacorolla at 7:50 AM on January 22, 2018 [5 favorites]
posted by codacorolla at 7:50 AM on January 22, 2018 [5 favorites]
I’d imagine for the kick he’s using “The Alien” from Eating Raoul.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:18 AM on January 22, 2018
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 8:18 AM on January 22, 2018
"…And Justice for All," but they made the bass audible by adding vibrators.
posted by straight at 8:21 AM on January 22, 2018 [3 favorites]
posted by straight at 8:21 AM on January 22, 2018 [3 favorites]
It’s impressive, but it’s no ultimate drumming technique (previously, even less SFW)
posted by zippy at 9:27 AM on January 22, 2018
posted by zippy at 9:27 AM on January 22, 2018
I'd also like a vocal cover where it's just a dildo jiggling in front of a mic.
posted by Beardman at 9:55 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by Beardman at 9:55 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
Sleep with the one-eyed monster
Clutching your dildo tight
posted by Beardman at 10:03 AM on January 22, 2018 [9 favorites]
Clutching your dildo tight
posted by Beardman at 10:03 AM on January 22, 2018 [9 favorites]
love those meaty toms.
posted by boo_radley at 10:51 AM on January 22, 2018 [2 favorites]
posted by boo_radley at 10:51 AM on January 22, 2018 [2 favorites]
Cries out for a cover of Moby Dick, surely?
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:04 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 11:04 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
How did GWAR not think of this years ago?
posted by jedicus at 11:47 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by jedicus at 11:47 AM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
I'm legitimately crying with laughter.
posted by kimberussell at 1:23 PM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by kimberussell at 1:23 PM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
How did GWAR not think of this years ago?
The Call of the Cuttlefish of Cthulu.
Bonus track on Ride the...
Low-hanging fruit indeed.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:44 PM on January 22, 2018
The Call of the Cuttlefish of Cthulu.
Bonus track on Ride the...
Low-hanging fruit indeed.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 1:44 PM on January 22, 2018
Now do Rush's YYZ!
NEIL PEART STANDS ALONE.
posted by loquacious at 4:31 PM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
NEIL PEART STANDS ALONE.
posted by loquacious at 4:31 PM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
I imagine (from my experiences with hand drumming) that could be really hard on the wrists.
I want to say your wrists would probably be fine? If anything, I feel like the extra weight would get kind of tiring on your forearms.
Or was that an opportunity to slip "hard on" into a sentence
posted by shapes that haunt the dusk at 5:04 PM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
I want to say your wrists would probably be fine? If anything, I feel like the extra weight would get kind of tiring on your forearms.
Or was that an opportunity to slip "hard on" into a sentence
posted by shapes that haunt the dusk at 5:04 PM on January 22, 2018 [1 favorite]
Mephallica
posted by tonycpsu at 8:25 AM on January 23, 2018 [6 favorites]
posted by tonycpsu at 8:25 AM on January 23, 2018 [6 favorites]
C'mon, it's surely "For Whom the Bell-end Tolls".
posted by codacorolla at 10:15 AM on January 24, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by codacorolla at 10:15 AM on January 24, 2018 [1 favorite]
Needs more cowbellend
posted by flabdablet at 4:21 PM on January 26, 2018 [1 favorite]
posted by flabdablet at 4:21 PM on January 26, 2018 [1 favorite]
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Me after watching the entire video: WHY ISN'T THIS LONGER I NEED MORE DILDO DRUMMING
posted by lepus at 9:19 PM on January 21, 2018 [12 favorites]