What Would Vissarion Do?
May 24, 2002 2:28 PM Subscribe
What Would Vissarion Do? A former Russian traffic cop realizes that he is the reborn Son of God. Several devoted disciples agree, yea and verily. Insert own 'water into vodka' joke here. On second thought, please don't.
Wow, does this mean David Koresh wasn't the true second coming? Hmmm, guess the Cloning Project should stop too. However, it's going to make like easier for the Campus Crusaders...now they can just point towards Russia and say..."He went that-a-way."
Although, there does seem to be some contention for the title of Son of God...and this contender has his own site. As does this one...but I doubt Jesus would use AOL. I mean, Pharisees are one thing, but AOL? Surely that's beyond the pale of forgiveness.
Speaking of forgiveness, you may need it after some of the outfits you can inflict on Jesus here. And lest we forget, there's a Jesus of the Week.
The web, ya know I love it. :)
posted by dejah420 at 8:12 AM on May 25, 2002
Although, there does seem to be some contention for the title of Son of God...and this contender has his own site. As does this one...but I doubt Jesus would use AOL. I mean, Pharisees are one thing, but AOL? Surely that's beyond the pale of forgiveness.
Speaking of forgiveness, you may need it after some of the outfits you can inflict on Jesus here. And lest we forget, there's a Jesus of the Week.
The web, ya know I love it. :)
posted by dejah420 at 8:12 AM on May 25, 2002
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posted by jnthnjng at 4:58 PM on May 24, 2002