May 19, 2000

9:04 AM

I bet you didn't know you could buy livestock online.
posted by endquote (3 comments total)

You know, I recon, all those cows and all that farm animal [it]'d be hard to fit in them tiny UPS boxes, not to mention the cost of it all.
posted by tiaka at 9:20 AM on May 19, 2000

This is great! All we need is the gene sequence from the earlier post "this is just wrong", a sequencing lab, voila! We can all have silk sheets and underwear.

"I like the goat silk and all, but I find cowsilk holds up better through repeated washings."

"Yeah, I wanted to get a cow, but I just don't have room for it in my downtown one bedroom."

"That's why I got bunny rabbits. It feels softer, too."
posted by katchomko at 9:49 AM on May 19, 2000

Cows? Pshaw. You want yaks.
posted by plinth at 7:04 AM on May 22, 2000