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Post number 17532

KevinSkomsvold — Fri, 31 May 2002 12:28:35 -0800

If I only had a brain or a bible thats on fire. "When was the last time your class saw how "HOT" God's Word is? Open this authentic looking "bible" and begin to share the scripture for the day as real flames are seen coming from your "bible". I have not the words.

By: gummi

gummi — Fri, 31 May 2002 12:32:35 -0800

What? "Composure" not included? Feh.

By: darukaru

darukaru — Fri, 31 May 2002 12:33:36 -0800

Bible... on fire. Are you sure this isn't a covert Satanist supply catalog's site?

By: corpse

corpse — Fri, 31 May 2002 12:40:02 -0800

I hope people don't put their nose in the bible....ha!

By: aaronshaf

aaronshaf — Fri, 31 May 2002 12:59:18 -0800

2 Peter 2:5-7 ...if he did not spare the ancient world when he brought the flood on its ungodly people, but protected Noah, a preacher of righteousness, and seven others; if he condemned the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah by burning them to ashes, and made them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly; and if he rescued Lot, a righteous man, who was distressed by the filthy lives of lawless men *sizzzle* now that's hot.

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Fri, 31 May 2002 13:01:11 -0800

If my perceptions are correct, these appear to be teaching tools for the budding little Christian. If I had stuff this cool in Sunday school, hell who knows; maybe I'd be on their team right now.

By: rushmc

rushmc — Fri, 31 May 2002 13:08:21 -0800

This is bound to ignite a few flame wars....

By: rushmc

rushmc — Fri, 31 May 2002 13:09:51 -0800

"Be careful little eyes what you see" with the brain. Everything you ever see will be stored in your brain...; it can never be removed. (Mold gummy worms or cards with items on them into the gelatin), ask your students to tell you what little Johnny or Susie has been watching on TV when no one's around. Oh, for cryin' out loud....

By: malphigian

malphigian — Fri, 31 May 2002 13:49:59 -0800

There must be no miscegenation among the puppets... "Includes New Unique Rod Design And Built In Rod Receivers" ... ... ok, that one is too easy.

By: Danelope

Danelope — Fri, 31 May 2002 14:05:03 -0800

You're not allowed to use the rods and rod receivers on your puppets outside of the sanctity of Puppetry, or it's a mortal sin.

By: crunchland

crunchland — Fri, 31 May 2002 14:18:43 -0800

Luckily, the heart and brain gelatin molds "will last for generations." I can just see it, in 2176... "Yeah, my grandfather left me this piece of plastic shit."

By: shagoth

shagoth — Fri, 31 May 2002 14:27:50 -0800

Did anyone else notice that the Armor of God wouldn't cover the naughty bits?

By: davidmsc

davidmsc — Fri, 31 May 2002 14:28:38 -0800

Somewhere, a small baby is crying...you know who it is.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 31 May 2002 16:18:36 -0800

For another ten bucks they'll throw in some brimstone...

By: MaddCutty

MaddCutty — Fri, 31 May 2002 20:02:34 -0800

And for an extra 17.50 you can purchase a pedophile preist game kit.