June 4, 2002

8:57 AM

Watch out, British swimmers: horny dolphin in the water! If there are any parties interested in reciprocal advances, it's strongly advised that you read this important Dolphin Mating info first. (some explicit content) Hmmm, wasn't this an episode of King of the Hill?)
posted by brownpau (8 comments total)

I refer you to yesterday. And a tad more a few weeks ago. :)
posted by dejah420 at 10:04 AM on June 4, 2002

Well heck, dejah420, I refer you to about an hour ago. ;)
posted by yhbc at 10:08 AM on June 4, 2002

I'm so sorry. I will sit in the corner now and hang my head in abject shame.
posted by brownpau at 10:36 AM on June 4, 2002

Hello, I'm Troy McClure...
posted by ice_cream_motor at 11:24 AM on June 4, 2002

Creep factor = 8.9
posted by Hugh2d2 at 11:34 AM on June 4, 2002

Interspecies rape, eh? Dolphins are just plain creepy.
posted by five fresh fish at 11:53 AM on June 4, 2002

If your tuna sandwich tastes of dolphin, there could be more than one explaination...
posted by RevGreg at 1:40 PM on June 4, 2002

Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
Selma: Stop!

The story of how a wild dolphin joined a bedouin village and befriended a deaf boy and more stories of wild dolphins.
posted by euphorb at 1:54 PM on June 4, 2002