what would you be able to do to reach an orgasm?

June 8, 2002 7:42 AM

what would you be able to do to reach an orgasm? a man in thailand did something very weird to achieve orgasm. it even got him a job!
posted by trismegisto (15 comments total)

What would I do...? Heck, I got married! But this poor bastard -- only the sound of sirens can get his rocks off -- you sure this isn't another "Onion" story that got picked up by the Asian press?
posted by davidmsc at 7:49 AM on June 8, 2002

"Russia Makes it Funny" is approximately as reliable as Ananova's weird stories section.
posted by dhartung at 8:58 AM on June 8, 2002

"what would you be able to do to reach an orgasm?"

As usual, as little as possible.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:13 AM on June 8, 2002

"what would you be able to do to reach an orgasm?"

As usual, as much as possible ;)
posted by iconomy at 9:19 AM on June 8, 2002

Ask not "what would you be able to do to reach an orgasm?", but what would you do to be able to postpone it.
posted by semmi at 9:31 AM on June 8, 2002

Ask not "what would you be able to do to reach an orgasm?", ...

Ask what would Jesus do to reach an....

*Catholic guilt kicking in...can't say it*
posted by jonmc at 10:13 AM on June 8, 2002

Ask not what your orgasm can do for you, but what you can do for an orgasm.
posted by adampsyche at 10:15 AM on June 8, 2002

Porno for Pyros! Porno for Pyros! Porno for Pyros!!!
posted by apollo at 10:21 AM on June 8, 2002

This is the second orgasm thread in four threads!

And it's not even Friday.
posted by Yelling At Nothing at 11:15 AM on June 8, 2002

Conclusion: we all really need to get laid.
posted by darukaru at 1:16 PM on June 8, 2002

The good news...he's been recruited as a fireman.

The bad news...he only has six inches of hose to put out fires with.
posted by LinusMines at 2:16 PM on June 8, 2002

I sure wouldn't want to slide down the pole after him....
posted by rushmc at 2:58 PM on June 8, 2002

Jeez, I could rent this guy my apartment for a fortune. The sirens are non-stop.
posted by HTuttle at 4:32 PM on June 8, 2002

Maybe he got confused as a kid and associated firetrucks with the Siren's song.
posted by jaden at 12:39 AM on June 9, 2002

Dial 911, make a fireman come.
posted by dong_resin at 2:48 AM on June 9, 2002