June 19, 2002

9:53 PM

Canadian teacher suspended for distributing math exam about pimps, cocaine trafficking, and more! The Canadian teacher's math test included such questions as: "Rufus is a pimp for three girls. If the price is $65 per trick, how many tricks per day must each girl turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?" and "Hector knocked up three girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of the girls in the gang that Hector knocked up?" The Manitoba minister of education, Drew Caldwell, said he was "disturbed."
posted by ncurley (8 comments total)

I been there, I done that, you got guns, I got straps.
posted by McBain at 10:00 PM on June 19, 2002

The new "Get Your War On"
posted by Darke at 10:05 PM on June 19, 2002

If one pancake leaves Cleveland at 4:45pm and another pancake leaves Philadelphia at 5:10pm, assuming both are topped with yummy syrup, how many days before someone doubleposts about them?
posted by barkingmoose at 10:15 PM on June 19, 2002

I love you, barkingmoose.
posted by pudders at 10:25 PM on June 19, 2002

One more to add to the list of

posted by MiguelCardoso at 10:33 PM on June 19, 2002

mcbain, you win my "#1 in the hood" award for the day...
posted by lotsofno at 11:08 PM on June 19, 2002

Hasn't this already been posted, in the last week?

Oh, there it is. I mean, we can talk about it some more.

I just think the teacher was too lazy to write his own tests.
posted by insomnyuk at 11:15 PM on June 19, 2002

Maybe I should have read mcbains post before saying that.

ADMINISTRATOR, PLEASE HOPE ME.
posted by insomnyuk at 11:16 PM on June 19, 2002