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Post number 17951

starvingartist — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 09:19:27 -0800

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By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 09:26:05 -0800

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By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 09:30:36 -0800

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By: riffola

riffola — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 09:31:01 -0800

Lance's new B2B project huh?

By: jzed

jzed — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 09:33:24 -0800

from the SMALL ARMS page: LASER CANNON MK V, SHOULDER MOUNT This portable shoulder-mounted laser cannon from ADM Defense Systems fires a Chemical Oxygen Iodine Laser Beam at 100,000 megajoules/second, sufficient to burn a 1" diameter hole through 10 feet of steel-reinforced concrete at 2.4 miles. And it weights only 425 lbs.! Easy to use with illustrated instruction manual. Cold Fusion battery pack extra. Price: US$2,700,000 each; battery pack US$270,000 each *DISCLAIMER: Under certain circumstances, the heat from the projected beam has been known to melt the operator's face clean off; operator should be low-level henchman, or have no face.

By: gloege

gloege — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 09:44:08 -0800

Now anyone can have a metaphysical bionic implant? Feh. I want my money back - where is the return policy on this site???

By: John Smallberries

John Smallberries — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 09:53:49 -0800

God help us all if the TERRORISTS find this page! Then for sure they will already have won...

By: mathis23

mathis23 — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 09:57:02 -0800

Insta-classic.

By: ebarker

ebarker — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 10:17:29 -0800

Dammit, the shopping cart is offline! My evil plans are foiled! Curses.

By: stbalbach

stbalbach — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 10:24:19 -0800

Evil Axis is unavailble for comment.

By: DevilsAdvocate

DevilsAdvocate — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 10:56:44 -0800

Don't neglect to read the banner ads--I clicked through five or six pages before I noticed one.

By: mrbula

mrbula — Thu, 20 Jun 2002 11:12:31 -0800

Thanks for pointing that out, DevilsAdvocate. I didn't realize the ghost of Ayn Rand was running the country.

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Fri, 21 Jun 2002 07:43:23 -0800

Hysterical site. Great link. Now...to find a small island nation to overthrow....mwhahahahahahaha!