Police fear Wurst.

June 24, 2002 7:15 AM

Police fear Wurst.
posted by Spoon (28 comments total)

They should have thrown their buns in jail.
posted by ColdChef at 7:20 AM on June 24, 2002

Great phrasing, excellent post - its just too bad it doesn't cut the mustard.
posted by yhbc at 7:28 AM on June 24, 2002

Bravo! (and the double post calling out award for extreme cleverness goes to...yhbc!)
posted by ColdChef at 7:32 AM on June 24, 2002

Can I beef frank here? I missed the first post so thanks for the refresher. Hi-larious!
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 7:57 AM on June 24, 2002

Metafilterians fear double post.

Ok, not as good as yhbc's, but close...
posted by adampsyche at 8:04 AM on June 24, 2002

Ooo. I never sausage a bad pun in my life.
posted by yhbc at 8:05 AM on June 24, 2002

I'm just glad KevinS could catsup on the news.

I relish seeing more posts like this.
posted by donpardo at 8:20 AM on June 24, 2002

So sorry - please allow meat to make up for it in some way. Perhaps I should have done a more thorough search bacon the seach page. They say pork is cheap and this thread goes someway towards proving that. I ham working my way towards the end of this post now. My last wish is that you forgive my steak and kidney pie double post. Un oeuf puns already!
posted by Spoon at 8:24 AM on June 24, 2002

*being pounded into submission by the pun gods*
I bow to you.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 8:30 AM on June 24, 2002

Ok, that made up for it.
posted by adampsyche at 8:37 AM on June 24, 2002

This is swine I don't chop at MetaFilter anymore - too much hogging the front page.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 8:43 AM on June 24, 2002

Driver: You must be officer Friday.
Officer: No, I just want a muster & onion dog.
posted by thomcatspike at 9:06 AM on June 24, 2002

Miguel, You could take this interesting quiz - There's snout to it!
posted by Spoon at 9:10 AM on June 24, 2002

Swill do, Spoon!

posted by MiguelCardoso at 9:34 AM on June 24, 2002

Why did I show you how to do that.
posted by dong_resin at 12:49 PM on June 24, 2002

So I could use it to draw you out of your hiding place! :)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 12:56 PM on June 24, 2002

That's "hide"ing place surely.
posted by Spoon at 3:46 PM on June 24, 2002

What a great thread. I read it with relish.
posted by jonmc at 7:30 PM on June 24, 2002

Listen, brats, don't take this any furter.
posted by dhartung at 12:26 AM on June 25, 2002

Yes - To be frank, furter would be too far. I won't be anyones Pattie, Salami to try and put a stop to it.
posted by Spoon at 2:59 AM on June 25, 2002

It's not pig and it's not clever.
posted by salmacis at 3:28 AM on June 25, 2002

That's two on the trotter - and a crackling pair of puns they were too. Sow, What's next? - I'm getting Boar of pig pens.
posted by Spoon at 4:23 AM on June 25, 2002

Time to moove on to other animals, then. Do you have a beef with that?
posted by yhbc at 4:42 AM on June 25, 2002

No, that would be sooooeeeet.
posted by Frasermoo at 5:24 AM on June 25, 2002

Cow! Those hurt! It ill behooves you to use that kind of pun. Big mi-steak pal. You really hit on a sauce spot. You mustard scraped the bottom of the barrel to find them. Cattle do for now.
posted by Spoon at 5:30 AM on June 25, 2002

Weiner you guys gonna stop this offal punning?
posted by planetkyoto at 5:31 AM on June 25, 2002

There 'snout wrong with it. And any one who stinks otherwise shall feel the back of my ham.
posted by Frasermoo at 5:40 AM on June 25, 2002

I think all of these jokes are really...meat...neat. I suck at this.
posted by ColdChef at 6:09 AM on June 25, 2002