I Wanna Meet Richard Dreyfuss

April 15, 2019 5:34 PM

I wanna see how his bald head shines
How the light reflects on his moustache
Did you ever see Mr Holland's Opus?
God Richard Dreyfuss, he fucking crushed that

1. Invocation Of Richard Dreyfuss
2. I Wanna Meet Richard Dreyfuss
3. I Need To Meet Richard Dreyfuss
4. I'm Moving On, Richard Dreyfuss
5. I'm Moving On, Richard Dreyfuss Pt. 2
6. Saddles
7. I'm Sorry, Richard Dreyfuss
8. Meeting Richard Dreyfuss
9. Goodbye, Richard Dreyfuss
10. Disco Dreyfuss

Spotify

Gabriel Gundacker previously

posted by stinkfoot (10 comments total)

So, I go to the Coinstar...
posted by duffell at 6:29 PM on April 15, 2019 [4 favorites]

This is actually really, really good stuff.
posted by eclectist at 6:37 PM on April 15, 2019 [2 favorites]

First rule of meeting Richard Dreyfus is: He Doesn't Like. The Panties. Drying On The Rod.

Second rule of meeting Richard Dreyfus Is: He DOESN'T LIKE. The PANTIES. DRYING On The ROD.

He's Richard Dreyfus - Geeeez!
posted by zaixfeep at 7:09 PM on April 15, 2019 [1 favorite]

Oh wow that coinstar bit. I have been laughing uncontrollably for ten minutes and I am not sure why.
posted by Literaryhero at 7:18 PM on April 15, 2019 [1 favorite]

Huh.

The scope of his ambition isn't right. He needs a bigger album.
posted by ashbury at 7:42 PM on April 15, 2019 [1 favorite]

Agile and honest, original and plaintive: truly a great album!

Like all the great pleasures, it leaves one totally unsatisfied.
posted by SaltySalticid at 7:50 PM on April 15, 2019 [1 favorite]

Gabriel Gundacker is also Guy Who Loves Music (Vine list of short videos).
posted by nicething at 8:13 PM on April 15, 2019 [1 favorite]

He is so pure. I love him.
posted by Young Kullervo at 5:08 AM on April 16, 2019 [1 favorite]

The way "I wanna meet Richard Dreyfus" sounds makes me wish one of the songs was a reworking of Human Sexual Responses "I wanna be Jackie Onasis".
posted by jclarkin at 10:02 AM on April 16, 2019

Dreyfuss and I used to resemble each other closely. It has become less striking (though still evident) as we aged, but when Jaws and Close Encounters came out, we both had similar beards, hair and features, and we're both Jewish. I was asked for autographs on several occasions. I always told people I wasn't him, but I was often disbelieved, especially if they heard someone else call me Richard (which happens to be my real name).

Meh, there are certainly worse people to be mistaken for.
posted by ubiquity at 11:49 AM on April 16, 2019 [5 favorites]