June 28, 2002

4:04 AM

Hot Sex Tips And Sure-Fire Techniques For The Uncompromising Sexual Predator Of Today: An irresistible Flash-requiring entertainment for men and women alike, built around the eternal quest of how to turn on the opposite sex.[As in "The Rottweiller suddenly turned on its owner and savaged both his ankles", that is.]
posted by MiguelCardoso (14 comments total)

oh yeah! that's dope.
posted by Spoon at 4:14 AM on June 28, 2002

Thumbs up!
posted by adampsyche at 4:31 AM on June 28, 2002

Kewl, nice parody :D
posted by elpapacito at 4:36 AM on June 28, 2002

Go friday, go friday, go friday, go!
posted by kahboom at 5:12 AM on June 28, 2002

Even Jakob would have to admit, that's some cool flash. Nice Friday link, Miguel!
posted by planetkyoto at 5:28 AM on June 28, 2002

Nice moves, the girl. Won't be trying those guy moves, especially the tongue :P. Why because you'd be like him a lone. Now to teach my girl the dirty spank, to accompany me doing the frisky elvis move.............
posted by thomcatspike at 5:40 AM on June 28, 2002

But what fools we indeed make of ourselves in our blatant courtship rituals! I once spent a whole month clubbing stone cold sober. But when I realized I'd been guilty of some of the atrocious copyright-infringing Discovery Channel moves the other men and women were putting on their selected females and males, preening and fanning their coxcombs and tails like randy peacocks or Jesus lizards, it was either stop clubbing or start drinking again. Needless to say, I took the road more travelled by... ;)
posted by MiguelCardoso at 6:01 AM on June 28, 2002

pshaw... i just pass these out. (self-link)
posted by lotsofno at 6:16 AM on June 28, 2002

preening and fanning their coxcombs and tails like randy peacocks or Jesus lizards

beautiful, just beautiful
posted by anathema at 6:22 AM on June 28, 2002

Those dance moves looked kind of familiar. Maybe this site got some lessons from ZeFrank!? Specifically, "How to Dance Properly?"
posted by Hankins at 6:59 AM on June 28, 2002

Looks to me like they lifted parts of How to Impress Your Date also.
posted by internal at 7:30 AM on June 28, 2002

Those dance moves looked kind of familiar.

Even more familiar. I first saw that exact collection of clips more than two years ago, though I think the surrounding flash interface is a newer addition.

Funny, nonetheless...
posted by syzygy at 8:52 AM on June 28, 2002

ZeFrank now has a notice up on his site stating that the design firm that did the tictac thing has indeed ripped him off.

There is an email address on the page for contacting the designers.
posted by Cyrie at 10:27 AM on June 28, 2002

That is such an egregious ripoff of zefrank that it's ridiculous. His is way, way, way, way, way, way, way funnier, too.
posted by jennyjenny at 12:47 PM on June 28, 2002