Been waiting for an end to the "Pledge Of Allegiance" controversy?

June 28, 2002 9:40 AM

Been waiting for an end to the "Pledge Of Allegiance" controversy? Your wish has been granted. General Zod has finally stepped in to settle the whole ordeal once and for all. (hmm, I never tried doing the pledge while kneeling)
posted by kingmissile (12 comments total)

Thank Zod this is finally over!
posted by ColdChef at 9:45 AM on June 28, 2002

Fools, everyone knows He is our true overlord. Prepare for your doom, puny earthlings!
posted by signal at 9:53 AM on June 28, 2002

Zod bless us, everyone!
posted by yhbc at 10:03 AM on June 28, 2002

That is one cool flag.
posted by insomnyuk at 10:10 AM on June 28, 2002

In Zod I trust...or He will kill me! (That would solve the money problem...)
posted by byort at 10:13 AM on June 28, 2002

I bet he drives this.
posted by thomcatspike at 11:46 AM on June 28, 2002

You mean this, thom?
posted by insomnyuk at 11:56 AM on June 28, 2002

(unless someone has been to the site before and has the image in their cache, linking directly to a file on geocities results in an error)
posted by insomnyuk at 12:08 PM on June 28, 2002

I think I prefer Satirewire's hilarious take on it.
posted by timyang at 1:14 PM on June 28, 2002

I pledge submission
to the flag
of the United Corporate Entity.

And to the "free" market,
for which it stands.

One nation, overwhelmed,
with liberty and justice for some.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 1:25 PM on June 28, 2002

That is one cool flag.

Good to see that at least one airline has seen the light and pledged alligance to Zod.
posted by straight at 1:26 PM on June 28, 2002

I couldn't get past "do you know pathetic mortals know" in the second line.

I mean, c'mon now. The General Zod I know would never make such a silly error. This site was created by a Zod impersonator. Don't trust it.

Pledge your loyalty only to the one true Zod...Zod.
posted by Bixby23 at 5:11 PM on June 28, 2002