July 2, 2002

9:20 PM

The Hundred Thousand Years War Q&A.
Our resident Wonderpoultry provides us with a sharp bit of historical reportage.
posted by Optamystic (4 comments total)

Cro-Magnon forces moved into key Neanderthal towns in the Big River Caves at the end of cold season to try to halt a series of suicide attacks on its citizens.

Priceless.

And the question lays before us...the fate of victor and vanquished...

~chuckle~
posted by fold_and_mutilate at 10:15 PM on July 2, 2002

I can't think of such absurd liberal allegory coming from a better man.
posted by crasspastor at 1:43 AM on July 3, 2002

An allegory, the literal truth; allegorical tales are strictly the preserve of the new testament, which this is quite ovbiously not.
posted by johnnyboy at 2:49 AM on July 3, 2002

My excitement at being posted to the MeFi front page is accompanied by slight disappointment that no one found my little half-witticisms discussion-worthy, but that disappointment is more than compensated for by the fact that no one has taken it upon themselves to tear me new one.

Whew.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:49 PM on July 3, 2002