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August 19, 2019 12:13 PM   Subscribe

Youtube and Instagram sensation Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't makes field trips to remote locations, where he he describes rare and unusual plants in botanically-accurate terminology and makes profanity-laced political comments, all delivered in an overblown Chicago-Italian accent.

A few samples:
The Filthiest Flower in All the Land
The Rarest Hibiscus in California
Volcanic Legacy Pt I & Banger, Profanity-Laced Intro to Extrusive Igneous Rocks

But the whole channel is entertaining, go nuts.
(Post title taken from a video introducing Lophophora williamsi, which seems to have been taken down)
posted by agentofselection (6 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Double, but awesome -- Eyebrows McGee



 
Aww cmon we need the coyote rescue. The guy's got a goddamn heart of gold.
posted by sydnius at 12:19 PM on August 19, 2019 [2 favorites]


Previously (he recently renamed his channel from "Joe Blowe" to "Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't"). That post led me to subscribing to his channel, and he's published quite a few videos since.

Tony Santoro's Trackside Botany/Ditchweed Tutorial is pretty good.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 12:19 PM on August 19, 2019


Ahh, dang, it seemed too good to be true that he hadn't been posted here already.
Yeah, that's a very recent previously, without much new here besides the instagram account. Mods, do your thing.
posted by agentofselection at 12:23 PM on August 19, 2019


The coyote didn't make it, though. :(
posted by praemunire at 12:23 PM on August 19, 2019


So this might be way too revealing about my own accent, but it took until about a minute thirty in the coyote video before I was really able to hear anything that sounded like a super strong Chicago accent - before that it just sounded normal.
posted by dinty_moore at 12:24 PM on August 19, 2019 [1 favorite]




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