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A man has been forced to flee his Canadian home after having sex with two dogs he dressed in women's underwear.
July 19, 2002 1:16 PM   Subscribe

A man has been forced to flee his Canadian home after having sex with two dogs he dressed in women's underwear. best. ananova. story. ever.
posted by swell (31 comments total)

 
I think this would be funnier if he hadn't killed the dogs. Killing the dogs kind of makes it sad.
posted by ColdChef at 1:21 PM on July 19, 2002


you couldn't find a rabbitfucker story?
posted by quonsar at 1:21 PM on July 19, 2002


Weird that it's only the home that's described as Canadian. Why not the guy? Or the dogs for that matter.

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Ah, Ananova :)
posted by ODiV at 1:22 PM on July 19, 2002


Both dogs were found dead and wearing bra and panties.

Bwahahahahahahaahah...

oh man, now I feel bad :(
posted by insomnyuk at 1:24 PM on July 19, 2002


How is it possible that fucking and then murdering two dogs didn't get this guy any actual jail time?
posted by rbellon at 1:24 PM on July 19, 2002


This does, however, remind me of a tale of bestiality on the Plymouth settlement, when William Bradford was governor.
posted by insomnyuk at 1:26 PM on July 19, 2002


I think when Staff Sgt Campbell voiced his concern about an "escalating offence," his concern was this guy's sadism moving to people. We could really get a hilarious thread going when that happens, couldn't we folks?
posted by timeistight at 1:34 PM on July 19, 2002


People are depressing.
posted by thirteen at 1:36 PM on July 19, 2002


"Rabbit Fucker" only appears 33 times over at Google.
posted by panopticon at 1:38 PM on July 19, 2002


It's the newest Googlewack! Find a phrase which, when enclosed in quotation marks and entered into the Google search engine, results in only one hit.

E.g., Trout fucker

(I can't believe this thread is still alive ...)
posted by Shadowkeeper at 1:45 PM on July 19, 2002


This does, however, remind me of a tale of bestiality on the Plymouth settlement, when William Bradford was governor.

Interesting story, I've never read that before. The punishment seemed a bit severe, what had the poor animals done?
posted by rotifer at 1:49 PM on July 19, 2002


this somehow qualifies as a FPP??? besides the fact that its stale as hell (over 3 days old)

and this has not made it up yet???
posted by specialk420 at 1:50 PM on July 19, 2002


Um, specialk, MeFi does not have a story queue. In case you hadn't noticed.
posted by dhartung at 1:52 PM on July 19, 2002


rotifer: according to Levitical law, an animal which has been violated is soiled beyond redemption and must be put to death and not eaten.
posted by insomnyuk at 1:52 PM on July 19, 2002


Please bob let the the use of excessive punctuation for emphasis in text go the way of the blink tag and all caps, as something with 15 seconds of fame sputtering out and only useful to identify excessively lame content.

rotifer: according to Levitical law, an animal which has been violated is soiled beyond redemption and must be put to death and not eaten.

The opening scene of the The Hour of the Pig set in medieval france shows the public execution of an donkey accused of interspecies fornication. The donkey is pardoned at the last minutewhen the townsfolk submit a letter claiming that the donkey was of so nice of a disposition that she must have been raped. The judge gives clemency to the donkey, and the man does the final caper with a rope around his neck while everyone celebrates.

One of the more interesting cases of american animal jurisprudence involves Murderous Mary who was hung at a railroad yard because the town couldn't figure out any other way to kill her.
posted by KirkJobSluder at 2:04 PM on July 19, 2002


In addition, I believe Levitcal law proscribes any sort of man-beast coitus, even if the cattle in question are "...dressed sluttily."
posted by UncleFes at 2:04 PM on July 19, 2002


and this has not made it up yet???
Why don't you post it, then?
posted by me3dia at 2:06 PM on July 19, 2002


So many animal stories, so little time:The Luminous Dog Shit page. Many more novel uses than you may have imagined.
posted by Mack Twain at 2:40 PM on July 19, 2002


How is it possible that fucking and then murdering two dogs didn't get this guy any actual jail time?

Perhaps because you cannot murder an animal, you can only kill it?
posted by rushmc at 3:14 PM on July 19, 2002


Wake me when the story appears on a source more reliable than Ananova carries it.
posted by ilsa at 3:28 PM on July 19, 2002


Someone forwarded this story to me at work a few days ago, and I must confess that it has me giggling, if not always aloud, every time I've seen it mentioned...

I guess that someone having sex with a dog would be disturbing, but the women's underwear bit takes it from gross to just plain over-the-top ridiculous. The idea that this guy couldn't get off unless the K9s were wearing a bra and panties is so pathetic that one can't help but get a good laugh.
posted by clevershark at 6:33 PM on July 19, 2002


I can't believe people think this is funny. Did you actually read the page? This guy dressed dogs up like women, then raped and killed them. Where do you think he might turn next?
posted by timeistight at 7:06 PM on July 19, 2002


Llamas in pajamas.
posted by Danelope at 7:21 PM on July 19, 2002


to another bit.. no , i'm not going there.

for the record. it's sad. anyone get neat my cats/dog/various creatures i waste my maternal instincts on in that manner and they be soon dead in a painful way.
posted by dabitch at 7:26 PM on July 19, 2002


*near
spell check didn't help. sorry.
posted by dabitch at 7:27 PM on July 19, 2002


timeistight: Chill out. Go give Python a good talking to for making jokes about the plague or something.

We're bound to chuckle and make jokes about absurdity, even when it involves death. Look at the Darwin Awards for cryin' out loud. Look at all the comedies based on war (which do involve rape, killing, etc).
posted by ODiV at 8:27 PM on July 19, 2002


How is it possible that fucking and then murdering two dogs didn't get this guy any actual jail time?

Perhaps because you cannot murder an animal, you can only kill it?


If you read the story carefully, they used DNA to convict him, and he's halfway through his probation. The story is actually just about him having to move to a new town because he didn't feel "safe" living in that town.

Or at least that's the way I read it.
posted by Orb at 9:53 PM on July 19, 2002


I can't believe people think this is funny

i did not laugh either, but what can ya do? this is meatfilter (yes) afterall, where we think prison rape is the perfect saturday night. no, this is absurd and sad and people laugh at the absurd bit (mostly). i actually found this one more disturbing than funny, but i see where the humor could be. like watching evil-face clown porn basically.
posted by bargle at 10:40 PM on July 19, 2002


If you read the story carefully, they used DNA to convict him, and he's halfway through his probation. The story is actually just about him having to move to a new town because he didn't feel "safe" living in that town.

yeah...i wondered why there was no animal cruelty in there though, for the killing? the beastiality charge is all that was mentioned.
posted by bargle at 10:42 PM on July 19, 2002


I didn't laugh either...
...until Danelope said, "Llamas in pajamas."
I'm still laughing.
posted by Zurishaddai at 1:19 AM on July 20, 2002


This story, while odd enough, has nothing on a tale from rural Maine not long ago, where a man tried to kill his son because he kept having sex with the family dog. (Not kill the dog.) The son said he didn't want his father to go to jail, but that the man needed "serious therapy."
posted by LeLiLo at 9:02 PM on July 22, 2002


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