July 25, 2002

4:19 AM

The Website of Anti-Porn GuyWelcome to my site! My name is David McNamara and I am 19 years old. I have 2 cats and I am a senior at Royal Palm Beach High School in Royal Palm Beach, Florida......I want to ban pornography with a 10-year prison term for viewing or participating in pornography, as well as oral and anal sex with a 1-5 year prison term for oral sex and a 1-10 year term for anal sex. I also want to ban the manufacture and sale of contraceptives (birth control) with a prison term of up to 1 year in jail and/or a fine of up to $5,000 for violating this ban. None of these laws will be retroactive. Wonder what he's doing now - his site was last updated 12-10-00. Discuss? Dismiss?
posted by Corky (52 comments total)

It's funny how you and I respond so differently to this, Corky. Of course it's hateful blather, but my (perhaps cynical but also truth-based) world view is that there are billions of people out there with billions of opinions, and many of those opinions are ugly. And the web allows anyone to broadcast his opinion. So when I come across a site like this, my gut reaction is to think, "whatever," and then to move on. Similarly, if someone told me that some guy in their office was racist, I'd think, "okay ... another racist ... so what?" Would you think, "oh my God! A racist?!? How horrible! How did he get a job in your office?" There are bad people everywhere. (There are also good people everywhere.)
posted by grumblebee at 4:36 AM on July 25, 2002

Was this trip really necessary?
posted by crunchland at 4:39 AM on July 25, 2002

I propose prison reform. This will be as follows:

--Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size.
--Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cell during incarceration).
--Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter.
--NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
--NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.
--NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.
--Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment.
--ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on site.

Paging Dr. Godwin, please respond to room 18680...Dr. Godwin room 18680 *click*
posted by thewittyname at 4:41 AM on July 25, 2002

First Yatta, now anti-porn guy. We're rehashing two year old content from stile project.

Also, maybe you should refrain from posting the (almost) entire content of the site on the front-page...
posted by cheaily at 4:41 AM on July 25, 2002

12-11-00 : David McNamara gets lucky. hehe. [well, i hope he did, for society's sake].
posted by elphTeq at 4:41 AM on July 25, 2002

His message is so urgent, it should have been written in ALL CAPS!!! OH NO!!!!! I've been sentenced to die twice, and I can't be married to my wife.
posted by planetkyoto at 4:42 AM on July 25, 2002

I am in favor of the death penalty for murder (including performing an abortion), attempted murder, rape, incest, pedophilia/child molestation, bestiality, necrophilia, transvestites, treason, spying against the state, espionage, drug dealing, vampirism, adultery, and armed robbery.

Vampirism? He wants the death penalty for vampirism? Are we sure this isn't a joke site?
posted by Slithy_Tove at 4:45 AM on July 25, 2002

Here's the real reason he's against porn, sex and general hell-raisin'. If you can't join 'em, ban 'em.

_{I'm inclined to believe that this is all a spoof, but what the hell?}
posted by thewittyname at 4:46 AM on July 25, 2002

The only thing he hates more than fags, drug users and non-whites is himself.

First Yatta, now anti-porn guy. We're rehashing two year old content from stile project.

You've seen it before and therefore the rest of us shouldn't have the opportunity?
posted by niceness at 4:54 AM on July 25, 2002

i bet he's a TIPS informant! we should report him
posted by quarsan at 4:56 AM on July 25, 2002

he is a pervert
posted by delmoi at 5:05 AM on July 25, 2002

Why does he propose more jail time for anal sex than for oral sex? How does he arrive at his judgement? Ought he distinguish between orifices? Youth wants to know.
posted by Postroad at 5:20 AM on July 25, 2002

You've seen it before and therefore the rest of us shouldn't have the opportunity?

I've never seen it before, and I'm not particularly pleased to have had the opportunity.

And I agree: some more selective quoting would have been nice, Corky.
posted by UnReality at 5:28 AM on July 25, 2002

--NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
--NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.
--NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.
--Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment.

Sounds just like my job.

Discuss? Dismiss?

Uh...let's see...dismiss?
posted by adampsyche at 5:34 AM on July 25, 2002

it's the acne. the pimple roots have penetrated the brain.
posted by quonsar at 5:36 AM on July 25, 2002

I want a pony, with a surry with a fringe on top.
posted by Perigee at 5:36 AM on July 25, 2002

Zzzzzz...
posted by quirked at 5:57 AM on July 25, 2002

This must be a hoax, check out his photos. I highly doubt that someone who supports a national dress code would wear a Weekly World News t-shirt , nor would someone who is for stronger criminal punishment own a box of CD-R's. (not that CD-R's don't have a legit use, but let's not kid ourselves :^)
posted by krunk at 6:04 AM on July 25, 2002

It is probably hard to get laid with that much serious acne.
posted by internook at 6:10 AM on July 25, 2002

the infinite is possible at zombo.com
posted by machaus at 6:10 AM on July 25, 2002

To be honest, I am somewhat tickled by your comments as I look quite like this guy (minus the acne) and have to smile at the shallowness of some of you.

Still, I guess that's why you're on here stroking your egos instead of doing some work.
posted by wackybrit at 6:17 AM on July 25, 2002

wackybrit is the anti-porn guy!
posted by stbalbach at 6:18 AM on July 25, 2002

This is so ludicrous it's fun to read.

When anal sex is outlawed, only outlaws will (insert own joke here).
posted by Samsonov14 at 6:20 AM on July 25, 2002

Obviously there should be limits to how long a post can be. No need to reproduce the whole site on MeFi's front page.
posted by fleener at 6:29 AM on July 25, 2002

Vampirism? He wants the death penalty for vampirism?

I thought vampires already were dead.
posted by oddovid at 6:38 AM on July 25, 2002

maybe you should refrain from posting the (almost) entire content of the site on the front-page...

no, no, why? it's so much better this way, we don't even have to waste time opening the link, we can read all the shit that's inside every FPP link.
hopefully, when all users catch on this, we'll have a never-ending MeFi Front Page. (don't you guys remember the user last year who posted an entire, 200plus lines fucking POEM entirely on the front page, it was something about British casualties of war if I'm not mistaken).

So good for usability Corky, thanks for the innovation. Next time, give us some trial transcripts, 2,000 pages all there, on the Front Page.
posted by matteo at 6:45 AM on July 25, 2002

That's it, I'm posting the entire text of T.S. Eliot's The Wasteland!
posted by insomnyuk at 6:55 AM on July 25, 2002

I wonder how his uncle-dad is.
posted by johnnyboy at 6:57 AM on July 25, 2002

You know, when i read this, and I get a vision in my mind of what the guys masturbating in the corner look like, they look a lot like him. Hmmm...
posted by schlaager at 7:02 AM on July 25, 2002

Uh-oh, looks like I'm going away for a long time...

Can we change the bread-and-water thing? Carbos are my biggest problem.
posted by hadashi at 7:03 AM on July 25, 2002

You'd never catch a rant like this coming from a Mac user. You kow we are smarter.
posted by DragonBoy at 7:08 AM on July 25, 2002

April July is the cruelest month...

The links page is great.
posted by y2karl at 7:08 AM on July 25, 2002

You'd never catch a rant like this coming from a Mac user. You kow we are smarter.

Heh. Please tell me that was on purpose.
posted by ColdChef at 7:13 AM on July 25, 2002

Ha!
posted by adampsyche at 7:16 AM on July 25, 2002

stbalbach: Oh well, you've got me. Time to put my hands up I guess! Up with pr0n!

Anal sex is only outlawed by the laws of physics and commonsense. I mean, who can -really- get anything of any size up their ass without creating some major fissures?
posted by wackybrit at 7:25 AM on July 25, 2002

Wackybrit, you can email me for some... "educational" pictures. OH yes, and a... "slightly used" copy of Anal Pleasure and Health.
posted by RJ Reynolds at 7:36 AM on July 25, 2002

Okay, I was asking for that. I mean, you only have to see goatse.cx (no link, for obvious reasons) to see what is possible.. but that's after a lot of..uh.. 'training' right?

Or perhaps I am what my friends always call me after all.. a tightass.
posted by wackybrit at 7:41 AM on July 25, 2002

The guy is either a mentally unstable Christian reconstructionist or a comedian.
posted by insomnyuk at 7:42 AM on July 25, 2002

He says he likes Benny Hinn, but at first glance I thought he meant Benny Hill. Which would be confusing...
posted by prentiz at 7:47 AM on July 25, 2002

I mean, who can -really- get anything of any size up their ass without creating some major fissures?

Don't be a pussy and give it a shot.
posted by magullo at 7:51 AM on July 25, 2002

From his site:
In large cities, hospitals are often called on to remove objects from the rectums of fags. Sometimes, the fags do so much damage that they have to wear colostomy bags for the rest of their lives (8).

That struck me as funny. My Mom was an emergency room nurse back in the eighties and early nineties in Dallas, and for some reason, she might disagree.
Most of the men who came in with stuff up their rear were male heterosexuals. She always laughed and said that they would repeat over and over, "Please don't call my wife, Please don't call my wife," as the doctors tried to remove the perfume bottle or whatever.

As for this link, totally useless. Obviously a joke.
posted by bradth27 at 7:52 AM on July 25, 2002

as the doctors tried to remove the perfume bottle or whatever.

Well yeah, it's the hetero's who don't know what they're doing, right? But perfume bottles, wtf?
posted by insomnyuk at 8:12 AM on July 25, 2002

This a spoof by Gus Mueller(sp?), he also did a small site for that dot com guy who went postal at christmas and got plenty of publicity.

There's other stuff on his site in a similar vein, I seem to remember seeing one about a kid without a head and or body at one time (maybe?). He keeps a journal too, called randomly ever after.

The community he runs at vodkatea will have a thread by now regarding this post.
posted by selton at 8:28 AM on July 25, 2002

don't use the pussy, give it a shot(wink).
posted by johnnyboy at 8:59 AM on July 25, 2002

I refuse to comment on this site on the grounds that I may be incriminiated...
posted by GernBlandston at 9:20 AM on July 25, 2002

I refuse to comment on this site on the grounds that I may be incriminiated...

Lemme guess: Mac user.
posted by Fofer at 9:31 AM on July 25, 2002

Vampirism? He wants the death penalty for vampirism?

I thought vampires already were dead.

I think vampires are undead.
posted by mzanatta at 11:38 AM on July 25, 2002

Now there's an excellent argument for keeping Benny Hinn off the airwaves.

I'm really hoping this was an Onion-type of goof, but for some reason, I feel that it wasn't. . .
posted by SentientAI at 11:47 AM on July 25, 2002

Well, gee, what are we gonna with the vampires, then? Can't give'em a life sentence...think what it would do to the cost of inmate housing!

I suggest a creepier identity for that page's author.....(this has been posted on MeFi before, very recently, and is very very far from work-safe.)
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:02 PM on July 25, 2002

When anal sex is outlawed, only outlaws will (insert own joke here).

Oh, they'll insert alright, they'll insert.
posted by Hackworth at 3:40 PM on July 25, 2002

Another sad, sad victim of Catholic Priest abuses.
posted by BlueScreen at 10:05 PM on July 25, 2002

Can't give'em a life sentence...think what it would do to the cost of inmate housing!

cost would go down. eventually, the vampires will be the only ones left in the prison.


and RJ, i'd like some "educational" pictures, please.
posted by tolkhan at 7:19 AM on July 26, 2002