Change your life with the power of phone shui.
July 28, 2002 6:02 PM   Subscribe

Change your life with the power of phone shui. Look after your mobile, and your mobile will look after you.
posted by premiumpolar (10 comments total)
 
My mobile phone has been abused to no end, I see how it has therefore affected my personal life, leaving it tattered and in shreds.

Not. Hehe.
posted by jetgrrl at 8:36 PM on July 28, 2002


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posted by juv3nal at 8:46 PM on July 28, 2002


I just can't believe that there's a Reuters news story that just points at some mobile phone company's marketing campaign. What next? "BREAKING NEWS: Pizza Hut UK helps resolve intra-family disputes with introduction of new Quad pizza".
posted by chrismear at 5:21 AM on July 29, 2002


Wow, not only a cheezy marketing ploy, but I'm always amazed about the attempted merging of high-technology and superstition.

I guess for the majority of the technology clueless it's the old Third Law, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
posted by jkaczor at 7:29 AM on July 29, 2002


What next? "BREAKING NEWS: Pizza Hut UK helps resolve intra-family disputes with introduction of new Quad pizza".
Wow. That Quad pizza is funny looking. Is it any good? Wouldn't the flavors spread?
posted by ColdChef at 9:35 AM on July 29, 2002


Must-haves for those looking to spice up their love lives are a pink phone cover and ring tones such as "Endless Love" and "Something Stupid."

If I hear a cell phone play an "Endless Love" ring tone anywhere within earshot, I'll be consumed with an overwhelming urge to grab the nearest heavy object and smash said cell phone into smithereens.
posted by chuq at 10:49 AM on July 29, 2002


My pet rock thinks this whole feng shui thing is a load of hooey.
posted by UncleFes at 11:10 AM on July 29, 2002


Hmm. Cynical horseshit that derives from apparently sincere horseshit. Postmodernism gets confusing to me.
posted by Skot at 11:31 AM on July 29, 2002


"Feng Shui Expert to the Stars" is such a cruel way to describe the village idiot.
posted by Poagao at 7:56 PM on July 29, 2002


That Quad pizza is funny looking. Is it any good? Wouldn't the flavors spread?

We just had one. It would have been alright if the toppings were actually as generous as in the picture, but we got like three pieces of pepperoni on one quarter, or something. And the toppings don't slide around, because they're all held in place by Pizza Hut glue-zarella cheese. Gah.
posted by chrismear at 11:20 AM on July 30, 2002


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