July 30, 2002
11:03 AM
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Get laid off in public.Vanguard Airlines suspends operations; posts its system-wide pink slip on its HOME PAGE for you all to see. "Wages and salaries owed you as of today are "prepetition wages" and likely will not be paid for a matter of months, if not longer.... Any Vanguard stock you hold (including stock purchased in the Employee Stock Purchase Plan) is almost certainly worthless and it is likely you will be entitled to claim a capital loss on such stock this year." But not all is gloomy: the CEO "wish[es] you the best in your future career. You will be in our prayers." Aww, shucks.
posted by PrinceValium (29 comments total)
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n.
a. The foremost position in an army or fleet advancing into battle.
b. The foremost or leading position in a trend or movement.
c. Those occupying a foremost position.
Heh.
posted by ColdChef at 11:16 AM on July 30, 2002