July 30, 2002

11:17 AM

Pickle Man versus giant Pepperidge Farm Goldfish-Mobile. Who would you put your money on? You can also see them on tour this summer.
posted by kingmissile (6 comments total)

that's an easy one, pickles always win, especially the super-sour ones.

i'm disappointed that i pretty much missed the whole tour now, though. :'( must...have...plush...toy...!
posted by catfood at 11:28 AM on July 30, 2002

I used to work on the production line where that cinnamon raisin bread was made. The trauma's all coming back.

There were a lot of older guys working there missing fingers and whatnot. As we used to say, "Pepperidge Faam Dismembahs!"
posted by jonmc at 12:25 PM on July 30, 2002

Just got this fact from their web site: Pepperidge Farm® produces 2,000 Goldfish in less than 1/3 of a second. That's a lot of fish!
posted by kingmissile at 12:33 PM on July 30, 2002

Them bastard ain't even coming to Louisiana. Guess they're afraid of being hijacked by hungry drunks.

And if I had a goldfish car, I'd drive that bastard around selling Ben and Jerry's Phish Stick® Ice Cream . Oh, and I'd play the "Goldfish theme song". And I'd paint that bastard purple.
posted by ColdChef at 2:04 PM on July 30, 2002

What I want to see is a destruction derby between the Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Mobile and the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile. That's a pay-per-view event just itching to happen. I got 5 bucks on the fish.
posted by kingmissile at 2:52 PM on July 30, 2002

Humph...Dalek Car would leave 'em both in the dust.
posted by Smart Dalek at 7:06 PM on July 30, 2002