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	<title>Comments on: Comments on 18923</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:06:44 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>Post number 18923</title>
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		<description>&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/05/film.newline.reut/index.html"&gt;Freddy vs. Jason.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://movie-source.com/b/batmansuperman.shtml&quot;&gt;Batman vs. Superman&lt;/a&gt;. It seems Hollywood is done mining &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0236348&quot;&gt;lame&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0267913&quot;&gt;cartoons&lt;/a&gt; for movie fodder and has moved on to pitting tired franchises against each other. What&apos;s next? &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0071877&quot;&gt;Hercule Poirot&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.indianajones.com&quot;&gt;Indiana Jones&lt;/a&gt;? (Actually, that&apos;d be good.) Personally, I&apos;d like to see &lt;a href=&quot;http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/stars_of_the_show/bugs_bunny/bugs_story.html&quot;&gt;Bugs Bunny&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lordoftherings.net/index_flat.html&quot;&gt;Sauron&lt;/a&gt;. We know who&apos;d win that battle. What movie battles would you like to see?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:02:59 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billder</dc:creator>		<category>movies</category>		<category>films</category>		<category>hollywood</category>		<category>superheroes</category>		<category>cartoons</category>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315547</link>	
		<description>At the risk of sounding like a fanboy here, Batman vs. Superman would be incredible if it would be done correctly. Which it won&apos;t be. ZAPF. POW.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:06:44 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Dark Messiah</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315548</link>	
		<description>Uhhhh, hate to burst that bubble of yours, but Jason -vs- Freddy has been in the works for at least 5 years... Production has been stalled for a long time.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:07:20 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: adampsyche</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315550</link>	
		<description>Scarface vs. Kaiser Soze.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:09:18 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adampsyche</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: billder</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315551</link>	
		<description>*pop*</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:09:20 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billder</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315553</link>	
		<description>Bill and Ted versus Wayne and Garth. To the death.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:14:57 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: soundofsuburbia</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315556</link>	
		<description>Police Academy vs. Ski Patrol.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:19:23 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Fabulon7</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315557</link>	
		<description>Jaws vs. Spy Kids</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:21:21 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: PinkStainlessTail</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315558</link>	
		<description>I&apos;ve always wanted to see the young, skinny Brando compete in a &quot;Tap Off&quot; against Gregory Hines and Christopher Walken. Possibly adjudicated by Charles Nelson Reilly or Rip Taylor. That or a Tom Cruise-Billy Barty knife fight &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rth.org/bbf/&quot;&gt;(no longer possible unfortunately)&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:22:24 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mss</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315559</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.crocodilehunter.com/index1.html&quot;&gt;Steve Irwin&lt;/a&gt; VS. &lt;a href=&quot;http://stvivona.tripod.com/stevedvd/id17.html&quot;&gt;Creature From the Black Lagoon&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:24:16 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mss</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315560</link>	
		<description>Artistic Vision versus Middle of the Road Marketability</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:26:31 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Frasermoo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315563</link>	
		<description>Miguel Cardoso vs Oscar Wilde</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:27:30 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frasermoo</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mkultra</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315564</link>	
		<description>Buffy vs. Syd from Alias. Rowr!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:27:57 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: BartFargo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315565</link>	
		<description>I trust &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Name?Timm,+Bruce+W.&quot;&gt;Bruce Timm&lt;/a&gt; and
&lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Name?Dini,+Paul&quot;&gt;Paul Dini&lt;/a&gt; to all my &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005Y71J/qid%3D1028561180/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/103-8364590-1520641&quot;&gt;Batman&lt;/a&gt;
and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005Y71G/ref=bxgy_cc_img_b/103-8364590-1520641&quot;&gt;Superman&lt;/a&gt;
needs, thank you very much.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:28:40 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: zoopraxiscope</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315566</link>	
		<description>Sluggo vs Ziggy</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:28:44 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: almostcool</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315567</link>	
		<description>All the kids in &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0163651&quot;&gt;American Pie&lt;/a&gt; versus all the punk asses in The &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0088847&quot;&gt;Breakfast Club.&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0118655&quot;&gt;Austin Powers&lt;/a&gt; versus &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0066999&quot;&gt;Dirty Harry&lt;/a&gt; (if only to see Austin Powers die a slow, painful death).</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:28:49 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: BlueTrain</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315568</link>	
		<description>Gandhi vs. Muhammad Ali.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:28:59 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>BlueTrain</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: amberglow</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315569</link>	
		<description>pancakes vs. monkeys!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:29:07 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: yhbc</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315570</link>	
		<description>Roe vs. Wade.

Oh, I&apos;m sorry - those are your options for crossing a river. My mistake.

Carry on with your movie discussion.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:30:37 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Marquis</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315571</link>	
		<description>mss, that&apos;s &lt;i&gt;great!&lt;/i&gt; &lt;small&gt;(Welcome!)&lt;/small&gt;

&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thefilmfactory.co.uk/corelli/&quot;&gt;Ruined Masterpiece&lt;/a&gt; vs &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.southparkmovie.com/&quot;&gt;The Inane Made Brilliant&lt;/a&gt;

oh, and:

Sex vs Violence</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:30:43 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marquis</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: t r a c y</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315572</link>	
		<description>the &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0106342&quot;&gt;bride with white hair &lt;/a&gt;vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Name?Kimmel,+Jimmy&quot;&gt;jimmy kimmel&lt;/a&gt;.  to the death of course.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:32:42 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>t r a c y</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315573</link>	
		<description>Fat Bastard vs. Orson Welles vs. Marlon Brando vs. Melanie Griffith</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:33:01 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315574</link>	
		<description>Herbie versus KITT
(someone please stop me)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:33:58 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: starvingartist</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315576</link>	
		<description>Spinal Tap vs. Britney Spears</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:34:58 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>starvingartist</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315577</link>	
		<description>Vin Diesel versus Diesel truck</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:35:05 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: adampsyche</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315578</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://psc.disney.go.com/disneyvideos/moviefinder/products/0232503.html&quot;&gt;Cool Runnings&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000003QGM/102-4752118-8464921&quot;&gt;The Harder They Come&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:36:54 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adampsyche</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: yhbc</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315579</link>	
		<description>I like this part.

* Slaps ColdChef *

&quot;Eight is Enough&quot; vs. &quot;Different Strokes&quot;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:37:22 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yhbc</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: muckster</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315580</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://avp2.sierra.com/&quot;&gt;alien vs predator&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:37:27 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: dr_dank</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315581</link>	
		<description>ColdChef: The Batman vs. Superman battle would be an open and shut case for one reason: Batman has no superpowers!

Superman - Superhuman strength, speed, x-ray vision, can fly unaided.

Batman - A slick car, gadgets, a cabin boyH^H^H^youthful ward sidekick.

Strip him of his &quot;wonderful toys&quot;, and he&apos;s helpless. 

&lt; :end geek fanboy rant:&gt;&lt;/&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:37:53 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dr_dank</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: billder</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315583</link>	
		<description>Men in Black vs. Jack Black</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:38:23 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billder</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Frasermoo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315586</link>	
		<description>My boss versus Satan</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:40:44 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frasermoo</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ao4047</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315587</link>	
		<description>Yo Yo Mama vs Yo Mama</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:43:37 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ao4047</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: catfood</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315588</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=http://www.scifi.com/johnedward/&gt;John Edward&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=http://animal.discovery.com/fansites/petpsychic/petpsychic.html&gt;Sonya the Pet Psychic&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:43:47 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>catfood</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ao4047</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315589</link>	
		<description>(d&apos;oh - I meant Yo Yo Ma)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:44:10 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ao4047</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315590</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.minuteman-newspaper.com/edop/2001-11-15-supermanbatman.htm&quot;&gt;Superman versus Batman=Liberal versus Conservative&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:45:17 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: amberglow</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315591</link>	
		<description>Bea Arthur vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.hairsprayonbroadway.com&quot;&gt;Harvey Fierstein &lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:46:18 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>amberglow</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: bliss322</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315594</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gilligansisle.com/gil.html&quot;&gt;gilligan&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/dobiegillis/&quot;&gt;dobie gillis&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:48:03 -0800</pubDate>
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		<title>By: slipperywhenwet</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315596</link>	
		<description>dr_dank: &lt;i&gt;The Batman vs. Superman battle would be an open and shut case for one reason: Batman has no superpowers!&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;b&gt;Cue dramatic music, cut to closeup of BATMAN unlocking a small safe in a dusty, rarely used corner of the batcave:&lt;/b&gt;

BATMAN: Yes. But I have a case of kryptonite.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:50:06 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>slipperywhenwet</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: monkeyJuice</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315597</link>	
		<description>PC Vs Mac</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:50:06 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyJuice</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: jonson</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315598</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;if only to see Austin Powers die a slow, painful death
&lt;/i&gt;
All of America is watching that happen, with each new Austin Powers movie...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:50:45 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonson</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: catfood</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315600</link>	
		<description>Anna Nicole Smith vs. &lt;a href=http://www.videoclipstream.com/akamai/h-l/karatechimp/karatechimp.html&gt;Charlie the Karate Chimp&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:52:44 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>catfood</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Frasermoo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315601</link>	
		<description>Anna Nicole Smith would win that.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:54:47 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frasermoo</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: catfood</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315602</link>	
		<description>How do you figure?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:55:44 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>catfood</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: dhartung</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315605</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/&quot;&gt;Metafilter&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fark.com/&quot;&gt;Fark&lt;/a&gt;.
&lt;small&gt;The latter may already be winning.&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 08:57:31 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dhartung</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Frasermoo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315606</link>	
		<description>That monkey looks pants.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:00:37 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frasermoo</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: catfood</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315607</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;That monkey looks pants.&lt;/i&gt;

I understand those &lt;i&gt;words&lt;/i&gt;...but not together.

Anyways, I revise that last battle: &lt;b&gt;Anna Nicole Smith&lt;/b&gt; vs. &lt;a href=http://www.metafilter.com/user.mefi/11355&gt;Frasermoo&lt;/a&gt; in a battle of wits.  ;-)  The winner would then get the beat down by &lt;a href=http://www.videoclipstream.com/akamai/h-l/karatechimp/karatechimp.html&gt;Charlie&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:05:26 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>catfood</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: seanyboy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315609</link>	
		<description>How about &lt;a href=&quot;http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=35711&amp;cid=3860138&quot;&gt;Geeky Fanboys who think that Superman would beat Batman&lt;/a&gt; &lt;b&gt;vs&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=35711&amp;cid=3859410&quot;&gt;Geeky Fanboys that have read &quot;Dark Knight Returns&quot;&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:05:49 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>seanyboy</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: monkeyJuice</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315610</link>	
		<description>that chimp looks DANGEROUS!! - all he needs is a fez, soleless shoes and a silk waistcoat, aint no one ganna mess wid dat rude boy</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:07:01 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyJuice</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: monju_bosatsu</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315611</link>	
		<description>Earl Warren v. Antonin Scalia</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:07:13 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monju_bosatsu</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Frasermoo</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315613</link>	
		<description>They&apos;d both beat the living crap outta me.

I am pants.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:08:03 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frasermoo</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ( .)(. )</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315614</link>	
		<description>&lt;b&gt;thomcatspike vs. BlueTrain&lt;/b&gt;

Also......wait for it............

I vs. P

On a serious note, I think that Hercule Poirot vs. Sherlock Holmes would be a nice movie (BTW, there were no copyrights in Doyle&apos;s time so if I wanted I could publish my own Sherlock Holmes mystery, others have actually done that).

And also:

Shizzle vs. Wizzle vs. Bizzle

Eminem vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Vine/9370/Coflow2.jpg&quot;&gt;El-P&lt;/a&gt;

I think that Tom Cruise was a pleasant surprise in Goldmember tho.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:08:08 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>( .)(. )</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: monju_bosatsu</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315615</link>	
		<description>Thomcatspike v. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/18396#303877&quot;&gt;mattpfeff&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:10:33 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monju_bosatsu</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: monju_bosatsu</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315616</link>	
		<description>(.)(.), now you&apos;ve made me look unoriginal.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:11:33 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monju_bosatsu</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ( .)(. )</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315618</link>	
		<description>Hey! I thought of it first lol! Anyways, my golden rule is to always preview before posting. ;-)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:14:22 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>( .)(. )</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: elsar</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315621</link>	
		<description>&quot;Friday&quot; vs. &quot;Dazed &amp;amp; Confused&quot;?</description>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">comment:www.metafilter.com,2002:site.18923-315621</guid>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:15:22 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>elsar</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mrmanley</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315624</link>	
		<description>John Holmes vs Long John Silver.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:16:42 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrmanley</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: bmxGirl</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315625</link>	
		<description>yo baby&apos;s momma vs. my baby&apos;s momma&apos;s momma</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:17:32 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bmxGirl</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: starvingartist</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315626</link>	
		<description>Hannibal Lecter vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bet.com/articles/0,,c3gb2980-3641,00.html&quot;&gt;Antron &quot;Big Lurch&quot; Singleton&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:17:52 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>starvingartist</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: MaddCutty</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315627</link>	
		<description>Captain Kirk vs. Captain Picard</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:18:50 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MaddCutty</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: starvingartist</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315628</link>	
		<description>my dad vs. your dad</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:19:05 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>starvingartist</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: quonsar</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315631</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://yooha.meepzorp.com/duck-n-peek/&quot;&gt;1984&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.annoy.com/covers/doc.html?DocumentID=100390&quot;&gt;1938&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:20:19 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>quonsar</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315632</link>	
		<description>bush vs a pretzel</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:20:51 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ninthart</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315633</link>	
		<description>Plastic Vs.... Aw, who cares...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:20:59 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ninthart</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315635</link>	
		<description>form vs content</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:22:06 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: catfood</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315637</link>	
		<description>Mr. T vs. Pauly Shore</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:23:41 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>catfood</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: monkeyJuice</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315638</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~kljense3/MrTvs.html&quot;&gt;Mr T V&apos;s more things and ppl than u can shake a stick at&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:23:43 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monkeyJuice</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315640</link>	
		<description>daddy vs chips</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:24:50 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: MegoSteve</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315642</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.jackiechan.com/&quot;&gt;Jackie Chan&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://video.go.com/amelie/&quot;&gt;Amelie&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:25:16 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MegoSteve</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: catfood</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315643</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;Mr T V&apos;s more things and ppl than u can shake a stick at&lt;/i&gt;

You seriously underestimate my stick-shaking abilities.  That &lt;b&gt;is&lt;/b&gt; a big list, but it does not feature Pauly Shore.  :-(  A girl can dream...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:26:16 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>catfood</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315644</link>	
		<description>britney vs talent

(help!)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:26:41 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315646</link>	
		<description>stopping posting vs keeping posting</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:28:08 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315647</link>	
		<description>macbeth vs iago - ye finyl showedowne</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:29:25 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: monju_bosatsu</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315649</link>	
		<description>That&apos;s just &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.annoy.com/covers/doc.html?DocumentID=100390&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;wrong&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, quonsar.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:29:59 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>monju_bosatsu</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: bullitt 5</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315650</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/lukeskywalker/&quot;&gt;Luke Skywalker&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.xyno.de/members.html&quot;&gt;Luke Skyywalker&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:31:40 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bullitt 5</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mss</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315651</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.adam-ant.net/ants.html&quot;&gt;Them&lt;/a&gt; VS &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.liu.edu/cwis/cwp/library/sc/posters/web/Album89.html&quot;&gt;Those&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:32:15 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mss</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: ( .)(. )</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315652</link>	
		<description>&lt;b&gt;Lewinsky vs. Tripp&lt;/b&gt;

In a locked cage.......in wet t-shirts...........

I would pay cash money to see THAT!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:32:17 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>( .)(. )</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: bingbangbong</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315653</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.liss.olm.net/loahp.html&quot;&gt;Little Orphan Annie&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8580/punisher.html&quot;&gt;The Punisher&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:32:52 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bingbangbong</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: elsar</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315655</link>	
		<description>To summarize, so I only post once more (easy on the server):

1.  New Klingons vs. Old Klingons

2. Picard v. Foucault

3. Nature v. Nurture

4.  Space v. Time

5.  Kissinger v. Albright

6.  Connery v. Brosnan</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:35:56 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>elsar</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: NGnerd</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315656</link>	
		<description>my personal favorite: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.antsnest.net/Gallery/Gallery.php?action=showkit&amp;category=godzilla&amp;id=godzillavsbambi&quot;&gt;Bambi vs. Godzilla&lt;/a&gt;  
(sorry, i can&apos;t find the one from Godzilla 1998)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:36:30 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NGnerd</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: ZachsMind</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315657</link>	
		<description>The Dancing Hamsters vs The Dancing Jesii</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:38:21 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ZachsMind</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315658</link>	
		<description>and the winner is ........................sean connery !!!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:38:26 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: jazon</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315659</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/1998/05/052601.html&quot;&gt;Godzilla&lt;/a&gt; vs &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.godzilla.co.jp/ &quot;&gt;Godzilla&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:39:58 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jazon</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: i_cola</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315660</link>	
		<description>Quitting MeFi v Signing up for MeFi

dhartung vs riviera

ColdChef vs evanizer</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:40:07 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>i_cola</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: tittergrrl</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315661</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.adultswim.com/shows/spaceghost/index.html&quot;&gt;Tad Ghostal&lt;/a&gt; v. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.adultswim.com/shows/birdman/index.html&quot;&gt;Harvey Birdman&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:40:20 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tittergrrl</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315662</link>	
		<description>the wanderers vs the world</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:40:31 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mrmanley</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315664</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsfuturama/ataleoftwosantas.html&quot;&gt;Evil Santa-Bot vs. Kwanzaabot&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:41:27 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrmanley</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315665</link>	
		<description>skeletor vs any other villain EVER</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:42:10 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: briank</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315667</link>	
		<description>Am I the only one who read the beginning of the entry as:

&lt;b&gt;&quot;Freddy vs. Jason Bateman&quot;&lt;/b&gt;?

And I just got new glasses, too!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:43:10 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>briank</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mark13</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315668</link>	
		<description>How &apos;bout Adam Sandler vs. Mike Myers?

Both have a successful movie career based totally on penis and flatulence jokes.

Both are unfunny to anyone with an IQ over room temperature.

Both are mostly talentless hacks.

They seem to be well matched. Plus you could have special guest star Howard Stern as &quot;Fartman&quot;!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:45:52 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mark13</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: dogmatic</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315670</link>	
		<description>1142 v 9622

Sorry, had to be done.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:46:06 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dogmatic</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315673</link>	
		<description>ok last post:

1. tomato vs tomato

2. scotland v england

3.celtic v rangers

4. lennon v mcartney

5. gilbert vs sullivan

6. kramer vs kramer

7. the catholic church vs masturbation

8. godzilla vs mothra (oh we had that one)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:49:53 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: elsar</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315674</link>	
		<description>ok, i lied...

7.  the warriors v. any other gang</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:49:55 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>elsar</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: raysmj</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315675</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0058586&quot;&gt;Inspector Clouseau &lt;/a&gt; v. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.indelibleinc.com/kubrick/films/strangelove/images/warroom1.jpg&quot;&gt;Merkin Muffley&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:49:58 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raysmj</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: furiousthought</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315676</link>	
		<description>Pikachu vs. Seinfeld.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:50:33 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>furiousthought</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315677</link>	
		<description>i lied too...

the cabbage patch kids vs the beanie babies</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:52:40 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315679</link>	
		<description>george best vs george best</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:54:11 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: internook</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315682</link>	
		<description>Neale Talbot vs. Zeldman. Bound at the wrist and blindfolded. Each man will receive the cordless power tool of his choice, limited in value to under $100, to use as a weapon.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:55:59 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>internook</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mr_crash_davis</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315689</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/12512#178067&quot;&gt;People with cameras&lt;/a&gt; against &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/12512#178137&quot;&gt;people without&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 10:03:08 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mr_crash_davis</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Marquis</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315702</link>	
		<description>hee hee hee hee hee!

best. stupid thread. ever.

&lt;small&gt;&lt;small&gt;(vs. worst. stupid thread. ever.)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 10:14:22 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marquis</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: filmgoerjuan</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315706</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.riaa.org/About-Lead-1.cfm&quot;&gt;Hilary Rosen&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.redherring.com/mag/issue85/mag-mp3-85.html&quot;&gt;MP3&lt;/a&gt;...Smackdown style.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 10:21:14 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>filmgoerjuan</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: muckster</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315709</link>	
		<description>Yoshimi vs. the Pink Robots</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 10:22:38 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>muckster</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: owillis</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315726</link>	
		<description>Britney vs. Jessica Alba

(and Bat-boy would so get his gadget-wielding butt handed to him)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 10:42:05 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>owillis</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: internook</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315733</link>	
		<description>Plasticman vs. Inspector Gadget.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 10:46:13 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>internook</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ungratefulninja</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315737</link>	
		<description>Jem and the Holograms vs. Barbie and the Rockers.

Also, I&apos;m counting the seconds until Connery vs. Brosnan.  The game is afoot!</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 10:51:55 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ungratefulninja</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: NortonDC</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315738</link>	
		<description>Nobody&apos;s mentioned Jesus vs. Santa?  Is Southpark really that uncool already?</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 10:52:57 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NortonDC</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: KevinSkomsvold</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315747</link>	
		<description>New MeFi Server vs. Stretching The Premise.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:03:14 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>KevinSkomsvold</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: darsh</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315748</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/bc42.html&gt;  Bill &lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/firstladies/hc42.html&gt; Hillary &lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:03:41 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>darsh</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: adampsyche</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315749</link>	
		<description>Dirk Diggler vs. Edward Scissorhands.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:04:24 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adampsyche</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: billder</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315753</link>	
		<description>&lt;small&gt;(wow, I didn&apos;t think my thread would get &lt;i&gt;this&lt;/i&gt; wild!)&lt;/small&gt;

Bob Barker vs. Ted Nugent, held at the zoo

Forrest Gump vs. Forrest Whitaker vs. DeForest Kelley, held, I don&apos;t know, somewhere in a bunch of trees

The Godfather vs. Harriet the Spy</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:16:01 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>billder</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: jcterminal</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315755</link>	
		<description>actually dr.dank, if you were a real fanboy, you would know that not only is it possible (yes, batman DOES have kryptonite), but it&apos;s actually happened.

frank miller&apos;s &quot;the dark knight&quot;.

read it and be amazed.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:19:14 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jcterminal</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mrmanley</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315765</link>	
		<description>1. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pbs.org/juliachild/&quot;&gt;Julia Child&lt;/a&gt; vs &lt;a href=&quot;http://yancancook.asianconnections.com/&quot;&gt;Yan&lt;/a&gt;
2. &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Name?Lewis,+Juliette&quot;&gt;Juliette Lewis&lt;/a&gt; vs &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Name?Binoche,+Juliette&quot;&gt;Juliette Binoche&lt;/a&gt;
3. &lt;a href=&quot;http://gallaghersmash.com/&quot;&gt;Gallagher&lt;/a&gt; vs &lt;a href=&quot;http://ukediner.ukulele.org/tiny.html&quot;&gt;Tiny Tim&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;small&gt;And I&apos;m out for this thread.&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:32:53 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrmanley</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: internook</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315766</link>	
		<description>Andy Rooney vs. Charles Grodin. Single shot dueling pistols.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:34:32 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>internook</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: onhazier</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315767</link>	
		<description>George Forman vs George Forman (II - VII) for not giving his sons more original names.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:34:44 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>onhazier</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: juicyraoul</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315774</link>	
		<description>ALF versus Mike Piazza
Winner gets all calls for just 99 cents for the first 20 minutes.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:43:15 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>juicyraoul</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mr_crash_davis</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315781</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://drudgereport.com&quot;&gt;Matt Drudge&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.haughey.com&quot;&gt;mathowie&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.howiemandel.com/index02.htm&quot;&gt;Howie Mandel&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.usd.edu/~jhenriqu/web/howie/&quot;&gt;Howie Long&lt;/a&gt;, to take place at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ljsilvers.com/&quot;&gt;Long John Silver&apos;s&lt;/a&gt;, with the winner receiving a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rochestermidland.com/division/perscare/SaniMats/urinal.htm&quot;&gt;john mat&lt;/a&gt;.

&lt;small&gt;How&apos;s that for tying it all up in a nice big bow?&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:48:04 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mr_crash_davis</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: beth</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315790</link>	
		<description>What I want is to see a sequel to the movie &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Title?0110478&quot;&gt;Maverick&lt;/a&gt;, with Russell Crowe playing cards against Mel Gibson.

And since I came up with the idea, I should get at least a cameo where I get to kiss Russell.

I&apos;m just saying...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 11:57:24 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>beth</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: internook</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315841</link>	
		<description>John Nash off medication vs. Russel Crowe as John Nash on crack.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 12:39:04 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>internook</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: beth</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315858</link>	
		<description>You didn&apos;t specify - are you talking about physical fighting, or dueling math theorems or some such?

Or maybe they could have a Battle Of The Bands? 

Russell&apos;s band could play against Nash and other &quot;persons of different sanity&quot; (perhaps they could call themselves the &quot;Schizofreaks&quot;). I&apos;ll sing with Nash... (hell, I&apos;m a qualified bipolar with at least one psychotic episode behind me).

But do I still get to kiss Russell? That&apos;s the important question...</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 13:17:34 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>beth</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: GirlFriday</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315934</link>	
		<description>me v. you
Particle Man v. Triangle Man: The Rematch</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 15:27:31 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GirlFriday</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Shadowkeeper</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315948</link>	
		<description>Me. vs. a tuna sandwich</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 15:49:33 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shadowkeeper</dc:creator>
	</item>	<item>
		<title>By: tdismukes</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315952</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.grudge-match.com/History/jason-freddy.shtml&quot;&gt;Results of the Jason-Freddy match&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 15:54:32 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdismukes</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Secret Life of Gravy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315954</link>	
		<description>Betty from The Flintstones vs. Betty from The Archies

The Lone Ranger vs. Zorro (who were those masked men?)

Mr. Bean vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Details?0046487&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Mr. Hulot (hilarity ensues.)

The Mammas &amp;amp; the Papas vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://us.imdb.com/Details?0087050&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Children of the Corn</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 15:54:42 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Secret Life of Gravy</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: mr_crash_davis</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315957</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/sports/horse_racing/2647157.htm&quot;&gt;You&lt;/a&gt; already won, GirlFriday.

&lt;i&gt;&quot;You covered one mile over a track rated fast in 1:36 4/5 and paid $4.40, $2.60 and $2.40.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 16:04:36 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mr_crash_davis</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: RakDaddy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315958</link>	
		<description>All that vs. a bag of chips.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 16:05:00 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RakDaddy</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: smrtsch</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315960</link>	
		<description>:( vs. :P</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 16:07:36 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>smrtsch</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: vewystwange</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315975</link>	
		<description>captain pike vs stephen hawking</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 16:40:30 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vewystwange</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: X-00</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315981</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.swervepictures.com/monkey.htm&quot;&gt;Monkey Vs. Robot&lt;/a&gt;
Someone had to say it..</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 16:56:15 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>X-00</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: precocious</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#315989</link>	
		<description>toddlers vs. sanity.</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 17:03:56 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>precocious</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: muckster</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316009</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.digisys.net/users/hootie/brown/&quot;&gt;Brown Vs. Board of Education&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 17:59:51 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>muckster</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: adampsyche</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316023</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;toddlers vs. sanity.&lt;/i&gt;

*nods head in exhausted parental agreement*</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 19:01:18 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adampsyche</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: e^2</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316027</link>	
		<description>&lt;b&gt; ungratefulninja&lt;/b&gt; : Jem, of course!  That plastic freak wouldn&apos;t stand a chance.

Magneto vs. Dr. Doom vs. Ozymandias 
(aka, The Battle of the [Mostly] Justified Super Egos)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 19:07:27 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>e^2</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: buz46</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316045</link>	
		<description>Travis Bickle vs. Lee Harvey Oswald

Travis would, of course, have the upper hand since he has, unlike oswald, shot people before.

&quot;Back...and to the left.&quot;

Oswald is not in spell check; closest suggestion is Salad?
I&apos;m calling Oliver Stone&apos;s red conspiracy phone as we speak....er....type</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 19:57:05 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>buz46</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: owillis</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316055</link>	
		<description>&lt;i&gt;The Godfather vs. Harriet the Spy&lt;/i&gt;
Encyclopedia Brown vs. Harriet The Spy vs. Bugs Meany vs. The Bobbsey Twins

Cage Match.

(and Dark Knight Returns wimps out through the involvement of Kryptonite. AND even so, one long range blast of heat vision kills Bat-mite)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 20:21:35 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>owillis</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316068</link>	
		<description>But that&apos;s the point, SuperWuss is too &quot;good&quot; to kill Batman. Batman ain&apos;t afraid to break the rules.
&lt;small&gt;I am such a friggin&apos; dorkus&lt;/small&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 21:00:07 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: raysmj</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316069</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.beardburn.com/issuefour/damage_thunderdome.jpg&quot;&gt;Tina&lt;/a&gt; (in &quot;Thunderdome&quot; gear) v. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rockabilly.net/articles/iketurner.jpg&quot;&gt;Ike&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 21:05:59 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raysmj</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: vacapinta</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316100</link>	
		<description>There can be only one:

donkeyschlong vs. donkeysuck
crunchland vs. crunchburger
specialk vs. specialk420
jonmc vs. rushmc
SweetJesus vs. Fat Buddha

(etc.)</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 23:02:45 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>vacapinta</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: Dirjy</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316103</link>	
		<description>&lt;a  _top href=&quot;http://promo.warnerbros.com/scoobydoo/home.html&quot;&gt;Scooby-Doo&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a  _top href=&quot;http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/saturday/sa1149.php&quot;&gt;The Shmoo&lt;/a&gt;

oh, and...

&lt;a  _top href=&quot;http://www.spykids.com&quot;&gt;Spy Kids&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a  _top href=&quot;http://www.toonopedia.com/spyvsspy.htm&quot;&gt;Spy vs. Spy&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2002 23:09:02 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dirjy</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: moss</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316125</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp&quot; title=&quot;i don&apos;t want to be!&quot;&gt;Elfstar&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.placing.com/l.html&quot; title=&quot;will you be my?&quot;&gt;Little Debbie&lt;/a&gt;
Thomas Hobbes vs. James Bond
Hello Kitty vs. Scooby Doo
Dr. Frankenstein vs. Dr. Faustus
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.buffy.com/&quot; title=&quot;Sexy!&quot;&gt;Buffy&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.badmovies.org/movies/jesusvamp/index.html&quot; title=&quot;Sexy!&quot;&gt;Jesus&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://books.guardian.co.uk/firstbook2001/story/0,10486,603100,00.html&quot; title=&quot;Based on a true story!&quot;&gt;Wittgenstein vs. Popper&lt;/a&gt;
Good Will Hunting vs. Bad, Bad Leroy Brown
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.superseventies.com/sl_badbadleroybrown.html&quot; title=&quot;meaner than etc.&quot;&gt;Bad, Bad Leroy Brown&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:www.kidsreads.com/series/series-brown.asp+%22encyclopedia+brown%22+%22leroy+brown%22&amp;hl=en&amp;ie=UTF-8&quot; title=&quot;did anyone else ever wonder if they were really the same guy?&quot;&gt;Encyclopedia Brown&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.warrenellis.com/transmetropolitan.htm&quot; title=&quot;must read.&quot;&gt;Spider Jerusalem&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/thecast/html/duke.htm&quot; title=&quot;must elect to the presidency of these united states&quot;&gt;Uncle Duke&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/&quot; title=&quot;but the link you really want to look at is vs.&quot;&gt;Mr. T&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/cgi-bin/t.cgi?field=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fool.com%2F&quot; title=&quot;I pity the motley fool&quot;&gt;vs.&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fool.com/&quot; title=&quot;but the link you really want to look at is vs.&quot;&gt;The Motley Fool&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/voices/pages/profilepages/yeatsw1.shtml&quot; title=&quot;quite possibly my favorite poet ever&quot;&gt;William Butler Yeats&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/alien/cybermen.shtml&quot; title=&quot;the fuckers that killed adric&quot;&gt;The Cybermen&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.pemberley.com/janeinfo/janewrit.html#senssens&quot; title=&quot;who, incidentally, provided the naming principle for the computers in my home network: jane, emma, katherine&quot;&gt;Jane Austen&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oup-usa.org/isbn/0195003071.html&quot; title=&quot;he had to know, right?&quot;&gt;J.L. Austin&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/&quot; title=&quot;no, not the Great Author, but you SHOULD read his comparison of the catholic church and the kingdom of fairies&quot;&gt;Hobbes&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.leviathan.co.uk/menu.html&quot; title=&quot;he had to know, right?&quot;&gt;Leviathan&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.apple.com/pr/bios/jobs.html&quot; title=&quot;no, it doesn&apos;t make sense&quot;&gt;Steve Jobs&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.twisted.org.uk/tg/&quot; title=&quot;but you know she&apos;d kick his ass&quot;&gt;Tank Girl&lt;/a&gt;
...I should stop.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 02:23:42 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moss</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: moss</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316129</link>	
		<description>and a friend suggests:
&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cs.uu.nl/wais/html/na-dir/movies/hannibal-lecter.html&quot;&gt;Hannibal Lecter&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/stories/behind_the_scenes_operation_fish_from_hell.shtml&quot;&gt;the snakehead&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 02:38:27 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moss</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: owillis</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316132</link>	
		<description>owillis vs. coldchef. modified-&apos;78 justice league rules.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 02:47:11 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>owillis</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: jedro</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316134</link>	
		<description>Pearl Jam Vs.</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 02:52:31 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jedro</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316144</link>	
		<description>jimi hendrix vs the blind kid from deliverance</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 04:32:26 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: juicyraoul</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316146</link>	
		<description>An all out Golden Girls battle royal!</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 04:41:29 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>juicyraoul</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316681</link>	
		<description>oh no , the thread has died ....!</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 15:55:37 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: ColdChef</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316757</link>	
		<description>You did your best, Sarge. Let &apos;im go. 
*Whistles &quot;Taps&quot;*</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 17:14:31 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ColdChef</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: moss</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316884</link>	
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/username.mefi/harmful&quot;&gt;harmful&lt;/a&gt; vs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metafilter.com/username.mefi/nonharmful&quot;&gt;nonharmful&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2002 21:00:34 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>moss</dc:creator>
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		<title>By: sgt.serenity</title>
		<link>http://www.metafilter.com/18923/#316951</link>	
		<description>he &apos;s still breathing , sir !</description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2002 02:57:37 -0800</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sgt.serenity</dc:creator>
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