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Post number 19231

dfowler — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 14:35:01 -0800

"Welcome to the land of the balloonies." Find out more.

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 14:40:34 -0800

I...I...uhh... I can't think of anything to say about this.

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 14:43:23 -0800

What have I become? Not listening? You're a balloon now. Oh, you mean, how are you still managing to exist as two thin sheets of latex separated by some air? How are you able to talk, move around, squirt various fluids? There has never been anything like what I have become.... Except a balloon. That's kind of like it.

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 14:49:40 -0800

Its like taking Doug Winger art to the next, tamer level! I shan't give you a link for the works of the auteur Winger... but you can easily find some of his artwork with a simple google search. Beware, it is not worksafe at all and may give nightmares to the faint of heart. Overly (and I mean OVERLY) endowed hermaphrodite furry characters doing the kinds of things overly endowed hermaphrodite furry characters do. Not my thing at all, but it seems to be a weapon of choice of bulletin-board trolls around the Web. Nothing says "I r0xx0r j00!" like overly endowed hermaphrodite furry characters. What a wonderful phrase. Overly endowed hermaphrodite furry characters. The phrase that keeps on giving.

By: youhas

youhas — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 15:17:50 -0800

Well, I'd known about furries... and I'd known about body-inflation fetishes... but I'd never considered hybridizing the two. The Internet never ceases to amaze me.

By: Shadowkeeper

Shadowkeeper — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 15:20:40 -0800

Apparently this will have to be revised.

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 15:26:09 -0800

Ye Gods, I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this one. Makes me wonder what other weird-ass geek splicing is out there.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 15:50:10 -0800

When I was a child I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons. Now I've got that feeling once again. I can't explain, you would not understand. This is not how I am.

By: redshoes3

redshoes3 — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 15:52:35 -0800

I wouldn't have clicked if I hadn't misread the crucial word as balloonists for a split-second. Luckily, everyone else here went home early ages ago.

By: gametone

gametone — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 16:37:44 -0800

Humans never cease to amaze. And it's not like this is some casual joke site. It's chock full of well rendered cartoons. Like this one of floating raccoons. Yes, what else is out there? This really boggles my mind. Maybe the gene for the ability/desire to draw furry animal comics associates with this peculiar kink on the reproductive urge. Or something like that...

By: o2b

o2b — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 19:03:16 -0800

via the disinfo link, i found an interesting article from Marie Claire reproduced here about furries.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 19:05:34 -0800

I'm boggled. Is there any limit to the mutations and permutations of human sexual desire and behaviour? Apparently not...

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 19:32:26 -0800

'I think that people who can't connect with their animal side are totally cut off from themselves' -- Laurie Mau, 29 However, she is eager to offer evidence of her leonine qualities. 'The other day Bryon was sick,' she says, 'and as I walked out of the door to go and buy food I heard myself saying, "The mate is down, I have to go and hunt." Er, say what? I should think the one who doesn't want to be human is the one who's cut off from themself. 'Imagine yourself in the body of a Siamese cat with her luminous eyes, soft fur and great agility. You can imagine it or you can step into that reality. You could buy stretch fur, turn it into any animal you want and have sex in it.' Think she's ever seen cats having sex? Ugh. Not pretty.

By: qDot

qDot — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 19:37:49 -0800

Furries, bad. Fursuiters, worse. But plushies bother me the most. a.s.plushie page Protect your stuffed animals.

By: Down10

Down10 — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 20:41:45 -0800

Hey, whatever floats your ~~boat~~ balloon...

By: Down10

Down10 — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 20:44:12 -0800

BTW, DO NOT follow tittergrrl's suggestion of looking at Doug Winger's art. Seriously. You will be sorry.

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 21:46:03 -0800

Doug Winger's artwork is like taking a trip to the freakiest theme park with the most *ahem*ed up mascots in the world, and no rides. It seriously boggles the mind.

By: Shadowkeeper

Shadowkeeper — Fri, 16 Aug 2002 22:17:41 -0800

I shan't give you a link for the works of the auteur Winger... but you can easily find some of his artwork with a simple google search. Okay! I'll be deleting my cache now, thanks! (As soon as Down10 said "don't do it" I had to do it.)

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Sat, 17 Aug 2002 09:18:44 -0800

To disturb you even further, Winger's got pix on the Balloonies site. I checked a few at random. Eek. The "Horzy" series is seriously sick. Beyond belief.

By: kindall

kindall — Sat, 17 Aug 2002 15:04:12 -0800

I just looked at some of Winger's illustrations. I can't even tell what half of them are intended to be drawings of.

By: Tarrama

Tarrama — Sat, 17 Aug 2002 21:28:59 -0800

I can't even tell what half of them are intended to be drawings of. Or for that matter, who is doing what with what and to whom.