Who do you think would win if a werewolf fought a vampire? I think a vampire, but what do YOU think?
Cheers,
Paul
Dear Paul,
This is almost better than the Yoda question! I am curious as to why you want my opinion on this, but I will answer it anyway.
If being a monster were like being a bodybuilder, I think a werewolf would probably lose a competition like this. First of all, a vampire is a vampire on a daily (or should I say nightly) basis. He has daily goals that he pursues without stopping or giving up. He can't rest or survive without what he needs.
Werewolves are only werewolves when the moon is full, and, what's that? Once a month? Forget it! That's no way to be a monster! You have to stay at it everyday to be any good, right? Vampires know what this means.
And in a pose-down? Werewolves have way too much hair, but vampires would have terrible routines, since they wouldn't be able to practice in front of mirror.
You have to admit — Arnold is a commited person, whether it be body-building, keeping in touch with fans, making bad movies or choosing bizarre political positions. He's quite thorough. While I don't admire his ideas, I do respect his ability to follow through on his agendas.
And I'm not suprised that he's been trying to keep these commercials under wraps. That's some classic Japanese craziness. posted by Down10 at 12:59 PM on August 19, 2002
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Hey Arnie!
Who do you think would win if a werewolf fought a vampire? I think a vampire, but what do YOU think?
Cheers,
Paul
Dear Paul,
This is almost better than the Yoda question! I am curious as to why you want my opinion on this, but I will answer it anyway.
If being a monster were like being a bodybuilder, I think a werewolf would probably lose a competition like this. First of all, a vampire is a vampire on a daily (or should I say nightly) basis. He has daily goals that he pursues without stopping or giving up. He can't rest or survive without what he needs.
Werewolves are only werewolves when the moon is full, and, what's that? Once a month? Forget it! That's no way to be a monster! You have to stay at it everyday to be any good, right? Vampires know what this means.
And in a pose-down? Werewolves have way too much hair, but vampires would have terrible routines, since they wouldn't be able to practice in front of mirror.
Funny question!
Arnold
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posted by RobbieFal at 10:20 PM on August 18, 2002