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Slow Dancing with Jesus.
June 1, 2000 7:54 PM   Subscribe

Slow Dancing with Jesus.
posted by baylink (10 comments total)

 
This lends just an *entirely* new meaning to the 'Second Coming'.

[Religious intolerance to /dev/null, please]
posted by baylink at 7:55 PM on June 1, 2000


Man and I thought Heart of Love was wondrously disturbing..
posted by ZachsMind at 7:57 PM on June 1, 2000


I love the fact that he describes himself and his mate to be as 'norse/germanic' which makes me giggle. Yeah, he's Jesus.
SURE he is.
posted by Ezrael at 8:26 PM on June 1, 2000


Oh gosh that's funny. . .

Would that Jesus were interested in men too - you think maybe he swings both ways?

Perhaps I could just watch.
posted by aladfar at 8:31 PM on June 1, 2000


Well, Jesus was said to love His followers all equally. Maybe you can find yourself a savior whose more open minded.
posted by Ezrael at 8:50 PM on June 1, 2000


Well I think he claims to look like the Jesus image that has been ingrained in the Social Consciousness since those crazy Italians started painting on church walls. That big blue-eyed, longhaired superhero in the white robe. No one knows what the real Jesus really looked like, but odds are he wasn't a babe magnet. I don't think this jesus.com Jesus claims to be THE Jesus. Just the kinda Jesus that gets the chicks.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:54 PM on June 1, 2000


Yeah, and if you go to the churches in Swaziland, Jesus and all the angels and saints are black.
posted by andy at 10:17 PM on June 1, 2000


this is some qualtiy stuff. DC metro baby! woohoo!

I beleive it to be true that in some way we are all going to New Jersey, and that before that happens, everyone will stop off in DC. Why jerseY? your guess is as good as mine. but why DC? because they say traffic can't get much worse. Little do they know. It's jesus driving on the beltway...
posted by eljuanbobo at 12:22 AM on June 2, 2000


But does this Jesus love the little children?
posted by premiumpolar at 12:25 AM on June 2, 2000


Hope not.

And for the commitment-phobe, hey, he's only got seven years to live... and talk about married to his work, eh?
posted by chicobangs at 2:42 PM on June 2, 2000


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