“A bold and brassy trumpet melody?”
November 29, 2021 7:28 AM Subscribe
"He smacked me the other way and my head naturally followed suit. Right, left, right, left. I might have been a front row spectator at Wimbledon if it weren’t for the balloons of blue and purple swelling across my immaculately sculpted cheekbones. They always go for the cheekbones first, don’t they?" "A Recurring Theme (Song)" by Mei Davis (published this year) is a light-hearted James Bond parody in which secret agent Achilles Lee has an accessory he can't get rid of.
Adorable, thank you for posting!
posted by tautological at 12:00 PM on November 29, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by tautological at 12:00 PM on November 29, 2021 [1 favorite]
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My aunt gave me one of those. I still don’t know what it is.
posted by notoriety public at 10:34 AM on November 29, 2021 [2 favorites]