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Post number 19621

kingmissile — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 14:22:32 -0800

You think your neighbors are bad? Try living with a lady who kept cows in her upstairs apartment.

By: RokkitNite

RokkitNite — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 14:29:13 -0800

"Noise, smell and manure everywhere make a very ugly scene," Terzi said. Hmm... I think they're milking it a bit.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 14:54:06 -0800

It's a good thing they moooved out, or the downstairs neighbor would have had a beef with them.

By: soundofsuburbia

soundofsuburbia — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 14:55:14 -0800

"Tonight we're gonna party 'til the cows come home!" "Yeah! ...oh, wait, here they are."

By: gummi

gummi — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 15:10:56 -0800

"...health and safety officials had ordered the cows to be cleared out..." Bovine intervention.

By: RokkitNite

RokkitNite — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 15:12:55 -0800

Cows on the ground floor are okay, there's little risk, but when you put them on the top floor the steaks are too high. Heh heh - we've got the cow puns down pat.

By: Fofer

Fofer — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 15:19:19 -0800

Don't have a cow, man.

By: t r a c y

t r a c y — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 15:24:15 -0800

i used to live right below a family that planted a wall-to-wall vegetable garden in their living room and had countless egg laying chickens and a rooster. i kid you not. this wasn't a duplex, this was a highrise and they were on the 21st floor, me on the 20th. eventually the ceiling over my bedroom started to cave in and management was forced to do something about the situation. oddly enough my 2 roommates and i really missed being woken up by the rooster every morning, once it was gone 8-) for torontonians who may read this: it happened at the st. jamestown complex at wellesley and parliament, "the winnipeg" building, circa 1985. back when the area wasn't quite yet the slumlord's wet dream it is today.

By: gametone

gametone — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 15:26:59 -0800

madmoo.wav Found it on this silly page in Hebrew that showed up in my referrer logs. Made me laugh.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 15:30:00 -0800

"...the steaks are too high." Best. Pun. Ever.

By: RokkitNite

RokkitNite — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 15:38:15 -0800

Pull the udder one.

By: SteveInMaine

SteveInMaine — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 15:59:22 -0800

Lucky for the neighbors the cows aren't armed.

By: dhartung

dhartung — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 16:09:38 -0800

Clearly a case of cows and effect.

By: RokkitNite

RokkitNite — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 16:13:55 -0800

I've herd that one before.

By: evanizer

evanizer — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 16:34:54 -0800

Hey, these puns aren't calf-bad! Well, maybe half-and-half.

By: Fofer

Fofer — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 16:49:38 -0800

If I were a neighbor, I would have moved out in a hoof.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 17:13:45 -0800

I say leather do whatever she wants.

By: gummi

gummi — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 17:40:06 -0800

That apartment building must have been fit for manure beast. I got nothing else...sorry.

By: Fofer

Fofer — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 17:47:29 -0800

I tell you, this all sounds like bull.

By: evanizer

evanizer — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 18:03:56 -0800

That's a moooo-t point, Fofer.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 18:12:53 -0800

I'd be veally upset if something like that happened to me.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 18:16:22 -0800

You should always keep your cows on the bottom floor. Haven't you ever heard of ground beef?

By: semmi

semmi — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 18:33:57 -0800

Forget it, I cow you later.

By: madprops

madprops — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 18:34:24 -0800

He can't force her to chuck them out. How dairy be so bossy! He butter cud it out, or veal have to go steer him straight. Isn't this the silliest thing to go pasturize today?

By: semmi

semmi — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 18:38:52 -0800

Hay! Just bring it up.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 18:46:41 -0800

those puns are the worst I've ever herd.

By: vacapinta

vacapinta — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 18:47:39 -0800

I don't put much stock in this story.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 18:58:06 -0800

Heifer? I barely knew 'er!

By: Foosnark

Foosnark — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 19:34:05 -0800

This story is legend dairy.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 19:37:25 -0800

The problem you all have is that you see everything in black and white.

By: semmi

semmi — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 19:49:27 -0800

"...health and safety officials had ordered the cows to be cleared out..." With Fleet or plain warm water?

By: birdherder

birdherder — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 19:50:51 -0800

GWB on the issue: "Bush does not like chitchat when he jogs," Lindlaw wrote. "Spotting a herd of cattle, he says simply, 'Bovine.' Minutes pass before he says another word."

By: Hildago

Hildago — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 20:01:47 -0800

You guys are real "hams"! Hams made out of beef, that is!

By: davidmsc

davidmsc — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 20:30:26 -0800

madprops, you win. This thread made my day; in fact, it got me so excited and jumpy, I had to switch to de-calf-einated coffee!

By: sheauga

sheauga — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 20:42:50 -0800

A noble and vegetarian impulse, even if it was lifted from a movie.

By: eddydamascene

eddydamascene — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 20:50:34 -0800

her next career moove: web Holstein?

By: evanizer

evanizer — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 20:54:13 -0800

I guess the apartment lactose qualities important for keeping cattle; maybe there just wasn't enough ruminant. Besides, the other neighbors were really loud, playing their Casein The Sunshine Band records all night long. I could be herd all over the building. Oh well, maybe they'll find a really Bos farmhouse to live in. Anyway, you should all go to bed, it's pasture bedtime.

By: HTuttle

HTuttle — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 21:09:37 -0800

Did they round her up and take her away in the patty wagon? BTW pa never herd of her but manure.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 21:35:08 -0800

Evanizer's right, go to bed. Trust him, he wouldn't steer you wrong...but enough with the ribbing...

By: semmi

semmi — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 21:52:27 -0800

At least cows have stable lives.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Sat, 31 Aug 2002 23:41:40 -0800

All this punning made me sick to my stomach(s). Well, I'm not sure I can see the moovie when it comes out. Guess I'll just have to rennet.

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Sun, 01 Sep 2002 08:15:03 -0800

guys gotta stop milking these puns

By: sheauga

sheauga — Sun, 01 Sep 2002 08:41:11 -0800

... and re-chewing the same old stuff.

By: Modem Ovary

Modem Ovary — Sun, 01 Sep 2002 12:53:21 -0800

you guys had better cut it out...mathowie might pun-ish you.

By: goethean

goethean — Sun, 01 Sep 2002 13:22:27 -0800

I, for one, welcome our new bovine over-neighbors.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Sun, 01 Sep 2002 18:56:40 -0800

That's "egg"-cellent!

By: StrangerInAStrainedLand

StrangerInAStrainedLand — Sun, 01 Sep 2002 19:43:20 -0800

Stick a fork in it, this thread is (well) done.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Mon, 02 Sep 2002 22:33:38 -0800

This is a piece of "cake"!

By: majick

majick — Tue, 03 Sep 2002 07:59:29 -0800

I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords.