September 4, 2002

2:23 AM

Britney turned on by lesbian porn. Seems pop princess Britney Spears has been hanging recently with adult film star Jenna Jameson. Reportedly there is "an attraction between them," and Jenna would love to perform with Britney in a movie. I can't make this stuff up.
posted by johnnyace (43 comments total)

You mean those pictures of Britney, Jenna, that strawberry yoghurt, and the chihuahua are real? Not that I've seen them... someone told me about them. Yes, that's what happened.
posted by humuhumu at 2:55 AM on September 4, 2002

Somehow, this eases the sting of discovering that Daphne married Fred.
posted by Joey Michaels at 3:27 AM on September 4, 2002

Can owillis watch?
posted by MrBaliHai at 3:52 AM on September 4, 2002

I can't make this stuff up.

No, but they can. It really, really, really sounds like a tabloid thing
Interesting though

...and the chihuahua are real

wasn't it a Great Dane?
posted by matteo at 4:00 AM on September 4, 2002

Ive heard something about the two women mentioned involving spandex, a big supply of food, 4 donkeys and a film crew. Ok seriously that story seem to have started on the the inet 3-4 months ago and where picked up by the tabloids 1 or 2 months ago.
posted by Dysleeper at 4:07 AM on September 4, 2002

When this was posted on Fark there were several readers saying that minutes later they received the same piece of porn spam. Now I don't know how a page could possibly get your email address, and the acres of jabbascript yielded no clues, but the paper itself seems reputable enough, I trust them, and then a giant bat flew out of my urethra!
posted by holloway at 4:09 AM on September 4, 2002

Doesn't that make you itch?
posted by y2karl at 4:12 AM on September 4, 2002

I can't make this stuff up.

Maybe not, but you could refrain from posting it to the front page here.
posted by sennoma at 5:03 AM on September 4, 2002

The little mouseketeer has grown up!
posted by peachwood at 5:56 AM on September 4, 2002

:blink: :blink:

this calls for more coffee.
posted by grabbingsand at 5:59 AM on September 4, 2002

*investigative* blogging, gentlemen. If there ever is a news story that deserves more links, it's this one.

All I'm asking for is a balanced and interesting collection of links so that I can decide where I stand on this complex issue for myself.
posted by zpousman at 6:20 AM on September 4, 2002

Nothing to see here... Move along...

Ooops sorry. Not my job.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 6:21 AM on September 4, 2002

The circle is complete. I probably never need to leave my room again.
posted by insomnyuk at 6:32 AM on September 4, 2002

How weird being turned on by lesbian porn.........
posted by johnnyboy at 6:32 AM on September 4, 2002

What matteo said. If this happened in Miami, how the hell do we only find out about it in a South African newspaper? I live in New York and two different papers went berserk when they found out Britney was smoking. This is lesbian porn, for godsakes.

That said, you think given her VMA outfit she'd be the dominating one? Excuse me. I have some things to do.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 6:41 AM on September 4, 2002

We all could rest with greater comfort if thepaper had supplied lots and lots of pictures. Prose often deceives; pictures never lie.
posted by Postroad at 6:47 AM on September 4, 2002

Who cares, Britney's fame-ride is just about over. In three years, she'll be lucky to get some porno roles. I mean, geez, she's got to be pushing 22 now... ; )
posted by stifford at 6:55 AM on September 4, 2002

It seems she's not as innocent as I had been led to believe. Not that innocent, anyway.
posted by Ljubljana at 6:57 AM on September 4, 2002

(returns and slaps money down on table)

I'm out!
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 7:10 AM on September 4, 2002

Ummm I'd love to see Jenna perform with Britney in a movie too.
posted by KnitWit at 7:11 AM on September 4, 2002

Shouldn't someone mention that the page takes ages to open and offers you a scummy download pop-up dialogue because of that?

I'd like to have seen that on the initial post.
posted by Blue Stone at 7:11 AM on September 4, 2002

I can't make this stuff up.

um, perhaps Britneys publicist can
posted by gravelshoes at 7:15 AM on September 4, 2002

Ummm I'd love to see Jenna perform with Britney in a movie too.

Sure, Britney, but with Jenna? Gah. Fake girls are so . . . fake.
posted by mikrophon at 7:19 AM on September 4, 2002

OH MY GOD MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.
posted by owillis at 7:36 AM on September 4, 2002

i learned two things: inet and jabbascript. these two things are worth this thread.
posted by folktrash at 7:59 AM on September 4, 2002

May be the canary in the coalmine of Britney's level of fame, but I don't recieve as much Britney Spears' porn spam as I once did.

I've wondered what the personal impact must be of being the focus of that sort of assault, especially when you're young and - at least according to your publicity - of little sexual experience. Some of it was truly over the top, might be described as vile, and all I'm talking about is the subject lines of the emails.

Her mother has to receive that stuff, her grandmother must, and while I understand it's partly inspired by the persona her handlers have created straight from the first video, it has to be one of the stranger aspects of her celebrity to open up her Outlook and find all-caps messages promising to detail all the happenings in her very adventurous sex life.

(And to know millions more people throughout the world are being sent the same messages.)
posted by TimTypeZed at 8:02 AM on September 4, 2002

I always thought Britney Spears as a slut. This now confirms it.
posted by for3v3rzero at 8:10 AM on September 4, 2002

We all could rest with greater comfort if the paper had supplied lots and lots of pictures.

Easy for you to say...;)
posted by y2karl at 8:12 AM on September 4, 2002

Who cares, Britney's fame-ride is just about over. In three years, she'll be lucky to get some porno roles. I mean, geez, she's got to be pushing 22 now... ; )

Britney! Time for your DVDA shot!
posted by SpecialK at 8:43 AM on September 4, 2002

So we can all put in our preorders for Oops, I Did Her Again! now?
posted by El_Gray at 8:43 AM on September 4, 2002

Amazing that a news outlet can write a story based on "a friend said that..." and "a friend close to Brittney claimed that..."

Pathetic tabloid reporting.
posted by mathowie at 8:53 AM on September 4, 2002

HEY! y2karl, how about a "not safe for work" warning next time?
posted by MrMoonPie at 8:53 AM on September 4, 2002

owillis -

you do realize that this news roughly halves the probability that out of all the people in the world, Britney will choose you out of the crowd for wild monkey sex.
posted by fluffy1984 at 9:03 AM on September 4, 2002

I'd Hit It!!
Oops -wrong website.
posted by trigfunctions at 9:32 AM on September 4, 2002

Britney will choose you out of the crowd for wild monkey sex

You say this like it hasn't happened already. Big Silly.
posted by owillis at 9:40 AM on September 4, 2002

I always thought Britney Spears as a slut. This now confirms it.

Huh? I mean, aside from the likelihood of this being just a tabloid rumour, how does her liking lesbian porn (or whatever) make her a slut?
posted by biscotti at 9:46 AM on September 4, 2002

Dear Britney,
I've always been a big fan of yours. You have a way with skin tight clothing that I really admire. I think we have a lot in common and I think that we'd be good friends if we met.

I'd like to offer you the use of my home entertainment system, along with access to my collection of lesbian themed porn DVDs for your personal use. Please disregard the webcam that I have in my den and the constant stream of old college buddies who keep coming by. I just want you to be able to enjoy the lesbian porn in the privacy of my den.
DragonBoy...
posted by DragonBoy at 9:59 AM on September 4, 2002

XQUZYPHYR at 6:41 AM
That said, you think given her VMA outfit she'd be the dominating one? Excuse me. I have some things to do.
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XQUZYPHYR at 7:10 AM
(returns and slaps money down on table)

I'm out!
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Damn man, 29 minutes. That must have been a lot of "things". BTW, now I have to explain my extreme bout of laughter to everyone at the office. Funniest thing I have read today.
posted by plemeljr at 10:14 AM on September 4, 2002

I always thought Britney Spears as a slut. This now confirms it.

I think someone has 'issues' with women.
posted by glenwood at 10:26 AM on September 4, 2002

I think someone has 'issues' with women.

And new issues every month, with blazing hot girl-on-girl action!

Britney has been the highest paid exotic dancer in the world for a long time now... the fact that she also "sings" the songs she dances to is almost completely irrelevant.
posted by Jart at 11:06 AM on September 4, 2002

blazing hot girl-on-girl action

Oh, yeah. Some things just look cool in print.
posted by BarneyFifesBullet at 12:37 PM on September 4, 2002

just think, if britney made an adult movie with jenna or any other porn star, it would be the biggest thing since britney spears.
posted by lsd4all at 1:27 PM on September 4, 2002

So would anyone be as excited and/or surprised if Nick Carter suddenly proclaims he likes the early works of Matt Ramsey?
posted by WolfDaddy at 2:38 PM on September 4, 2002