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Post number 19686

johnnyace — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 02:23:12 -0800

Britney turned on by lesbian porn. Seems pop princess Britney Spears has been hanging recently with adult film star Jenna Jameson. Reportedly there is "an attraction between them," and Jenna would love to perform with Britney in a movie. I can't make this stuff up.

By: humuhumu

humuhumu — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 02:55:06 -0800

You mean those pictures of Britney, Jenna, that strawberry yoghurt, and the chihuahua are real? Not that I've seen them... someone told me about them. Yes, that's what happened.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 03:27:06 -0800

Somehow, this eases the sting of discovering that Daphne married Fred.

By: MrBaliHai

MrBaliHai — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 03:52:29 -0800

Can owillis watch?

By: matteo

matteo — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 04:00:31 -0800

I can't make this stuff up. No, but they can. It really, really, really sounds like a tabloid thing Interesting though ...and the chihuahua are real wasn't it a Great Dane?

By: Dysleeper

Dysleeper — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 04:07:23 -0800

Ive heard something about the two women mentioned involving spandex, a big supply of food, 4 donkeys and a film crew. Ok seriously that story seem to have started on the the inet 3-4 months ago and where picked up by the tabloids 1 or 2 months ago.

By: holloway

holloway — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 04:09:12 -0800

When this was posted on Fark there were several readers saying that minutes later they received the same piece of porn spam. Now I don't know how a page could possibly get your email address, and the acres of jabbascript yielded no clues, but the paper itself seems reputable enough, I trust them, and then a giant bat flew out of my urethra!

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 04:12:23 -0800

Doesn't that make you itch?

By: sennoma

sennoma — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 05:03:53 -0800

I can't make this stuff up. Maybe not, but you could refrain from posting it to the front page here.

By: peachwood

peachwood — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 05:56:11 -0800

The little mouseketeer has grown up!

By: grabbingsand

grabbingsand — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 05:59:56 -0800

:blink: :blink: this calls for more coffee.

By: zpousman

zpousman — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 06:20:15 -0800

*investigative* blogging, gentlemen. If there ever is a news story that deserves more links, it's this one. All I'm asking for is a balanced and interesting collection of links so that I can decide where I stand on this complex issue for myself.

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 06:21:06 -0800

Nothing to see here... Move along... Ooops sorry. Not my job.

By: insomnyuk

insomnyuk — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 06:32:23 -0800

The circle is complete. I probably never need to leave my room again.

By: johnnyboy

johnnyboy — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 06:32:59 -0800

How weird being turned on by lesbian porn.........

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 06:41:21 -0800

What matteo said. If this happened in Miami, how the hell do we only find out about it in a South African newspaper? I live in New York and two different papers went berserk when they found out Britney was smoking. This is lesbian porn, for godsakes. That said, you think given her VMA outfit she'd be the dominating one? Excuse me. I have some things to do.

By: Postroad

Postroad — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 06:47:08 -0800

We all could rest with greater comfort if thepaper had supplied lots and lots of pictures. Prose often deceives; pictures never lie.

By: stifford

stifford — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 06:55:18 -0800

Who cares, Britney's fame-ride is just about over. In three years, she'll be lucky to get some porno roles. I mean, geez, she's got to be pushing 22 now... ; )

By: Ljubljana

Ljubljana — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 06:57:48 -0800

It seems she's not as innocent as I had been led to believe. Not that innocent, anyway.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 07:10:14 -0800

(returns and slaps money down on table) I'm out!

By: KnitWit

KnitWit — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 07:11:01 -0800

Ummm I'd love to see Jenna perform with Britney in a movie too.

By: Blue Stone

Blue Stone — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 07:11:16 -0800

Shouldn't someone mention that the page takes ages to open and offers you a scummy download pop-up dialogue because of that? I'd like to have seen that on the initial post.

By: gravelshoes

gravelshoes — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 07:15:31 -0800

I can't make this stuff up. um, perhaps Britneys publicist can

By: mikrophon

mikrophon — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 07:19:11 -0800

Ummm I'd love to see Jenna perform with Britney in a movie too. Sure, Britney, but with Jenna? Gah. Fake girls are so . . . fake.

By: owillis

owillis — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 07:36:16 -0800

OH MY GOD MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE.

By: folktrash

folktrash — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 07:59:00 -0800

i learned two things: inet and jabbascript. these two things are worth this thread.

By: TimTypeZed

TimTypeZed — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 08:02:16 -0800

May be the canary in the coalmine of Britney's level of fame, but I don't recieve as much Britney Spears' porn spam as I once did. I've wondered what the personal impact must be of being the focus of that sort of assault, especially when you're young and - at least according to your publicity - of little sexual experience. Some of it was truly over the top, might be described as vile, and all I'm talking about is the subject lines of the emails. Her mother has to receive that stuff, her grandmother must, and while I understand it's partly inspired by the persona her handlers have created straight from the first video, it has to be one of the stranger aspects of her celebrity to open up her Outlook and find all-caps messages promising to detail all the happenings in her very adventurous sex life. (And to know millions more people throughout the world are being sent the same messages.)

By: for3v3rzero

for3v3rzero — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 08:10:50 -0800

I always thought Britney Spears as a slut. This now confirms it.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 08:12:45 -0800

We all could rest with greater comfort if the paper had supplied lots and lots of pictures. Easy for you to say...;)

By: SpecialK

SpecialK — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 08:43:02 -0800

Who cares, Britney's fame-ride is just about over. In three years, she'll be lucky to get some porno roles. I mean, geez, she's got to be pushing 22 now... ; ) Britney! Time for your DVDA shot!

By: El_Gray

El_Gray — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 08:43:15 -0800

So we can all put in our preorders for Oops, I Did Her Again! now?

By: mathowie

mathowie — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 08:53:14 -0800

Amazing that a news outlet can write a story based on "a friend said that..." and "a friend close to Brittney claimed that..." Pathetic tabloid reporting.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 08:53:54 -0800

HEY! y2karl, how about a "not safe for work" warning next time?

By: fluffy1984

fluffy1984 — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 09:03:12 -0800

owillis - you do realize that this news roughly halves the probability that out of all the people in the world, Britney will choose you out of the crowd for wild monkey sex.

By: trigfunctions

trigfunctions — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 09:32:56 -0800

I'd Hit It!! Oops -wrong website.

By: owillis

owillis — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 09:40:45 -0800

Britney will choose you out of the crowd for wild monkey sex You say this like it hasn't happened already. Big Silly.

By: biscotti

biscotti — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 09:46:11 -0800

I always thought Britney Spears as a slut. This now confirms it. Huh? I mean, aside from the likelihood of this being just a tabloid rumour, how does her liking lesbian porn (or whatever) make her a slut?

By: DragonBoy

DragonBoy — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 09:59:01 -0800

Dear Britney, I've always been a big fan of yours. You have a way with skin tight clothing that I really admire. I think we have a lot in common and I think that we'd be good friends if we met. I'd like to offer you the use of my home entertainment system, along with access to my collection of lesbian themed porn DVDs for your personal use. Please disregard the webcam that I have in my den and the constant stream of old college buddies who keep coming by. I just want you to be able to enjoy the lesbian porn in the privacy of my den. DragonBoy...

By: plemeljr

plemeljr — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 10:14:51 -0800

XQUZYPHYR at 6:41 AM That said, you think given her VMA outfit she'd be the dominating one? Excuse me. I have some things to do. ------------------ XQUZYPHYR at 7:10 AM (returns and slaps money down on table) I'm out! ------------------ Damn man, 29 minutes. That must have been a lot of "things". BTW, now I have to explain my extreme bout of laughter to everyone at the office. Funniest thing I have read today.

By: glenwood

glenwood — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 10:26:57 -0800

I always thought Britney Spears as a slut. This now confirms it. I think someone has 'issues' with women.

By: Jart

Jart — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 11:06:06 -0800

I think someone has 'issues' with women. And new issues every month, with blazing hot girl-on-girl action! Britney has been the highest paid exotic dancer in the world for a long time now... the fact that she also "sings" the songs she dances to is almost completely irrelevant.

By: BarneyFifesBullet

BarneyFifesBullet — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 12:37:26 -0800

blazing hot girl-on-girl action Oh, yeah. Some things just look cool in print.

By: lsd4all

lsd4all — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 13:27:14 -0800

just think, if britney made an adult movie with jenna or any other porn star, it would be the biggest thing since britney spears.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 04 Sep 2002 14:38:59 -0800

So would anyone be as excited and/or surprised if Nick Carter suddenly proclaims he likes the early works of Matt Ramsey?