September 8, 2002

11:36 AM

When somebody is energetic, enthusiastic and uninhibited, their lover might say that person is an animal in bed. When it comes to sex, what type of animal are you?
posted by debralee (27 comments total)

A Hedgehog
posted by jonmc at 11:41 AM on September 8, 2002

As a Canadian woman, I, of course, am an eager beaver.
posted by debralee at 11:41 AM on September 8, 2002

What kind of animal are you?

we already have the pertinent MetaTalk discussion!

Nice first post
posted by matteo at 11:45 AM on September 8, 2002

I am a Tender Doe. Yes, thanks for pointing out that I am wimp -- but a loyal one!
posted by katieinshoes at 11:47 AM on September 8, 2002

I started out a Fiery Mare, changed my answer about the shelf life of a man, and became a Lazy Cat. Yeah, Lazy Cat sounds about right!
posted by Miss Beth at 11:52 AM on September 8, 2002

I'm a wise grasshopper.
*cries*
posted by ginz at 12:08 PM on September 8, 2002

I'm a fiery mare. But I'm a bloke - so fiery stallion? Well, maybe ... But I always thought I was a water tiger..
posted by carter at 12:13 PM on September 8, 2002

I'm the one with the biggest penis.

Hey, if you're going to imagine, might as well make it entertaining.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:19 PM on September 8, 2002

I was pleasantly surprised to find out that I am a Wise grasshopper.
posted by daveg at 12:36 PM on September 8, 2002

I was pleasantly surprised to find out that I am a Wise grasshopper

So, you're bored too, eh?
posted by ginz at 12:57 PM on September 8, 2002

eager beaver.
posted by corpse at 1:01 PM on September 8, 2002

I think if I told a girl I took these moronic online tests she wouldn't ever want to have sex with me in the first place. Gosh, I sound like I have a badger up my ass... which of of you is the badger?
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 1:04 PM on September 8, 2002

So, you're bored too, eh?

My mind was more on David Carradine in Kung Fu - Not border at all.
posted by daveg at 1:08 PM on September 8, 2002

s/border/bored/
posted by daveg at 1:09 PM on September 8, 2002

apparently I am a grizzly bear. I wondered why I kept looking at that crash chap.
posted by Stars Kitten at 1:13 PM on September 8, 2002

I'm Wile E. Coyote.
posted by vacapinta at 1:23 PM on September 8, 2002

Here's my problem: when the first question asked what I thought of "The Fox and the Crow," I thought of this.

No wonder I have trouble getting dates.
posted by SPrintF at 1:36 PM on September 8, 2002

which of of you is the badger?

Badgers?

We don't need no stinkin' badgers!




(If this thread is going to be the Old Meme's Home...)
posted by Grangousier at 1:39 PM on September 8, 2002

What's the crow and the fox? That question makes no sense.

I just put "the end justifies the means" since that is universally true.
posted by nyxxxx at 1:44 PM on September 8, 2002

The fox and the crow question is referring to this Aesop fable.
posted by debralee at 1:59 PM on September 8, 2002

posted by quonsar at 2:07 PM on September 8, 2002

I'm a firey mare. I like the firey part, but I'm uncomfortable that I'm a mare. I think just because I don't like the word. Mare. Mare. Ick.
posted by LittleMissCranky at 2:28 PM on September 8, 2002

I am a leg-humping dog.
posted by monkeyman at 3:02 PM on September 8, 2002

i of course , am nessie...............................
posted by sgt.serenity at 4:43 PM on September 8, 2002

"I am a leg-humping dog.
posted by monkeyman "

How cool would it have been if monkeyman was a finch?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:11 PM on September 8, 2002

I am whatever animal is annoyed into a killing frenzy by 'What X Are You?' quizzes on MeFi or anybloodywhere else.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 7:27 PM on September 8, 2002

That would be the "Rhode Island Seeing Red".

[rimshot]
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:30 PM on September 8, 2002