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Post number 19979

misterioso — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 08:53:48 -0800

Nigerian scammer, meet James T. Kirk. Or, how to turn the scam around.

By: krinklyfig

krinklyfig — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:04:18 -0800

Also see Buddy Weiserman.

By: tommyspoon

tommyspoon — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:04:56 -0800

Great photos! But I want to know how it ends...

By: trioperative

trioperative — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:08:46 -0800

watch, now the rest of the world will be screwing with these people. life is good.

By: gottabefunky

gottabefunky — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:10:26 -0800

Man, some people must have a lot of time on their hands.

By: urban greeting

urban greeting — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:13:20 -0800

Two more examples here and here (in this one they even get $$ out of the scammer) (via /.)

By: brownpau

brownpau — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:35:14 -0800

urban greeting - Thanks so much for that last one. I've never been more proud of my Filipino roots than today.

By: bingo

bingo — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:43:55 -0800

That first link is the only one I've read so far. It's fantastic. I can't wait to see what happens. God, that scammer is going to be so humiliated when he finds out who James Kirk is.

By: soundofsuburbia

soundofsuburbia — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:50:22 -0800

More here.

By: devbrain

devbrain — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:50:41 -0800

I can just see it ... MAKE MONEY FAST ... Dear Friend, for only a small investment of time each day you can receive $3 for every 419 scam email you receive. Send me $3 for full details ... :-)

By: El_Gray

El_Gray — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:55:49 -0800

That is a grand hoax reversal. Bravo, Captain Kirk!

By: brownpau

brownpau — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:56:18 -0800

No wonder that passport didn't authenticate: it's J. Trusk!

By: PickleWeasel

PickleWeasel — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 09:59:41 -0800

If more of us did things like this, just screwing with the scammers and stretching things out, I think we could make a difference. They say that the worse thing you can do to a telemarker is tell them you really want to hear about their deal, but have to answer the door, and then set the phone down. Apparently, many are instructed to stick around if there's the slightest chance they can be heard, and making them wait messes up their call times. If we screwed around e-mail scammers the same way, we could probably have the same effect.

By: briank

briank — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 10:02:18 -0800

The REAL Captain Kirk would have challenged him to a game of FizzBin.

By: GhostintheMachine

GhostintheMachine — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 10:02:46 -0800

I've been communicating with Kazim Abacha, just one of the many other 419 scammers out there. I'm trying to write back in their same "language", and somehow they seem to understand me. Here's one recent example: "It is with multiple sadness I ask you for further. All phone are disconnect. Perhaps emails is plentiful? In this I am hope. Has all paperwork been to completion? Anxious is my soul. I have held your name in my breath, for fear of others. Are you talking with someone other also? Without phone, we must work to completion otherwise. I trust this is so. Where is the money? And what state is it in? I have done all I can you asked. Is there to be more? I am trust. Are you in trust? May no rain make water on our plans. Yours in spirit, Nigel Hawthorne, PM Manchester, England" I don't know why they bother to reply to my messages. I've listed my name as "Rachel Fromfriends", "Backyard Hibachi", and "Robert (Freddie) Englund, Elm Street, USA" (the scammer keeps calling me Mr. Hibachi, though). After he sent me his picture I send him Matthew Perry's picture. Perhaps I should have used GW Bush?

By: Acetylene

Acetylene — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 10:05:39 -0800

And yet more here. Nigerian 419 scammer-baiting: the new national sport?

By: pjgulliver

pjgulliver — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 10:06:45 -0800

What's even more fun than getting the email is getting the old school letter scams they started in the early 1990s. You really get to experience the thrill of something illicit when you receive an envolope with five stamps on it and "by airmail" stamped all over it in multiple languages. Inside you find the acutally very nice official stationary of some West African government ministry repleated with all sorts of official looking stamps and seals. Alas, it is the same scam.

By: footballrabi

footballrabi — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 10:39:01 -0800

Thanks, urban greeting, for your first link. It should be the pinnacle to which all reverse-scammers aspire. Pig Latin? And then, the classic: You say you are out of your base, Dr. Solomon. Let me tell you a story. In AD 2101, War was beginning. What happen? Somebody set up us the bomb. I can't stand it...

By: aacheson

aacheson — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 11:06:36 -0800

I am constantly amazed that people fall for this crap. It's really astounding. There are some pretty dumb folks out there in the world, I guess.

By: Kneebiter

Kneebiter — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 11:18:54 -0800

I have been looking for a new hobby. I have found it.

By: TCMITS

TCMITS — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 11:26:03 -0800

I recently recieved 3 of these in one day. I read them for laughs and then deleted them. I've recieved nothing since. I'm now beginning to wish I'd responded! LOL!

By: aacheson

aacheson — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 11:27:34 -0800

I love the final email from the first link from Urban Greeting: From: Abed Solomon Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 10:19:03 +0100 (BST) To: Zachary Beane Subject: Re: Hello from Asia! dumb asshole .you better get lost in that hole of asia. Subtlety at its' best. Amazing how his tone changed when he knew he'd been "had."

By: McBain

McBain — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 11:29:54 -0800

"It is with multiple sadness I ask you for further. All phone are disconnect. Perhaps emails is plentiful? In this I am hope. Has all paperwork been to completion? Anxious is my soul. I have held your name in my breath, for fear of others. Are you talking with someone other also? Without phone, we must work to completion otherwise. I trust this is so. Where is the money? And what state is it in? I have done all I can you asked. Is there to be more? I am trust. Are you in trust? May no rain make water on our plans. This provided me with my first big laugh of the day. Thanks.

By: RJ Reynolds

RJ Reynolds — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 12:07:50 -0800

These spammers write like thomcat and clav were the personalities inside an evil greedy Christian robot.

By: internook

internook — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 13:10:50 -0800

The pictures of the dead women in the bathtubs made me laugh outload. The thought that someone would just graze over that and still want to do "business" with an admitted murderer. My kind of humor.

By: zaelic

zaelic — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 13:47:26 -0800

It's sad that Nigeria, once the middle class hope of west africa, with one of the best education systems in Africa, had to suffer decades of corrupt government sucking the economy dry. thousand of well educated young folk have no where to turn, and then internet cafes start popping up offering access for one naira an hour... I saw a documentary on this on BBC. Some bad dudes involved, and they have been at it for a long time, but a lot of these guys are just hopeless young schmucks playing a scam for the one in a thousand chance of making something at all... Still it is fun to watch a con artist get snagged - I'm never never one to stop a scam roast! I wrote a story on this for a local newspaper last spring, and called the Nigerian embassy for a comment, figuring I would get a balanced view - not all Nigerians are 914 scammers, after all. The Embassy official asked me to come in personally to the Embassy, was very unhelpful... almost expected him to ask for my bank account numbers... and heck, mo gbo ede yoruba... I speak Yoruba.... Pity. Nigeria - as well as all of Africa - deserved better from the future.

By: sparky

sparky — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 18:52:08 -0800

Here's another good one where a woman propositions him.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 21:22:46 -0800

why is it called a 419 scam?

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 21:52:59 -0800

I, for one, welcome our new Nigerian reverse-scammer overlords.

By: Ljubljana

Ljubljana — Fri, 13 Sep 2002 22:38:31 -0800

vidiot: 419 is the section of the Nigerian criminal code that deals with fraud. My personal favorite is the guy who poses as "Diamond" David Lee Roth.

By: adamms222

adamms222 — Mon, 16 Sep 2002 10:22:36 -0800

is it really worthwile for these scammers to spend so much time in email correspondence? after all, what could the percentage of suckers actually be vs. those who automatically delete?

By: cohiba

cohiba — Sat, 21 Sep 2002 16:24:49 -0800

I got what I think is a nigerian advenced fee scam email today. I did a reverse DNS lookup on the originators email address and traked it to a New York based firm called CreditRiskMonitor.com. The email server is hosted by a florida firm called dialtone.com. Any ideas what I should do (if anything) with this information