September 24, 2002

8:49 PM

The Timecube guy has gone even more insane than ever before. Some quotes on his site right now.

"Tis Time to kill any educator who does not teach Cubicism above cubelessness."

"Time Cube debate denial is educator evil. It is not immoral for students to kill all educators who ignore Nature's Harmonic Time Cube or suppress free speech rights to debate Time Cube Creation Principle. Ignorance of Time Cube is Greatest Evil."

Will the Time Cube guy soon meet up with the FBI? I'm sure endorsing murdering of teachers isn't legal.
posted by RobbieFal (32 comments total)

Wow, that sure explains why he went on a bloody professor-murdering rampage after speaking at MIT.
posted by tweebiscuit at 8:50 PM on September 24, 2002

yes, I know this has been posted before. But that was when he was less insane than now.

I figure with him making death threats now, he's gone completly wacko.
posted by RobbieFal at 8:51 PM on September 24, 2002

well, now we know who neu really  was...
posted by quonsar at 9:01 PM on September 24, 2002

Here is a video of the time the timecube guy debated MIT students and faculty. It is pretty freakin funny (albiet long).

Also the linked page on the MIT guy's site for "search with porn" is pretty good fun.
posted by phatboy at 9:02 PM on September 24, 2002

Wow, I can't even read. The videos were removed. Too bad.
"Search with porn" is still fun though.
posted by phatboy at 9:05 PM on September 24, 2002

Not 1 educator on Earth
has objected to being called
a stupid and evil bastard
for not teaching Time Cube.
They know that it is Truth
and would expose them evil

That's good enough proof for me!
posted by Grum at 9:13 PM on September 24, 2002

the second video is up on that site linked earlier.

Gene Ray sounds like he's from the South, as the people there cheer for him. :D
posted by RobbieFal at 9:17 PM on September 24, 2002

Life is a "Crapshoot" -
with a femininity cube
and a masculinity cube.

Think about it.
posted by holloway at 9:51 PM on September 24, 2002

i don't get it
posted by folktrash at 9:53 PM on September 24, 2002

Uh-oh folktrash - are you by any chance a teacher?
posted by madamjujujive at 9:57 PM on September 24, 2002

gelatinous time cube is MORE CORRECT BASTARD
posted by trioperative at 9:58 PM on September 24, 2002

I'm sure endorsing murdering of teachers isn't legal.

If that were the case, just about every kid I went to high school with would have been locked up.
posted by jjg at 10:58 PM on September 24, 2002

the design of his website proves that he's a genius.
posted by suprfli at 11:00 PM on September 24, 2002

I wouldn't be surprised if not one educator on Earth has objected to being called "a stupid an evil bastard" for not teaching Time Cube.
posted by eddydamascene at 11:12 PM on September 24, 2002

the design of his website proves that he's a genius.

I was astonished that my browser would render text THAT BIG!
posted by SPrintF at 11:59 PM on September 24, 2002

I love the logic of "this is an obscure fact that I probably made up, but because no one else believes my claims, it is because they are stupid and evil and unwilling to accept that these claims are cleary true." I mean, how can you debate someone who is convinced he is right and you are wrong?
posted by Down10 at 12:15 AM on September 25, 2002

I mean, how can you debate someone who is convinced he is right and you are wrong?


Once upon a time there was a land called metafilter...

O.K. I give up. I read the rantings of time cube man for as long as could stand it, and then I realized I had no idea what the heck a timecube is.

A quick search turned up rants 'r' us timecube guy again, timecube.com, the timecube game, which seems related because of its abusive language ("Uneducated-stupid race", et cetera), and an interview with the timecube dude at tripod.

Har har.. I guess the joke's on me.
posted by hama7 at 12:33 AM on September 25, 2002

hama7: ...and then I realized I had no idea what the heck a timecube is.

"YOU were educated EVIL,
& too damn dumb to know
about Time Cube Creation." - Gene Ray
posted by eddydamascene at 1:02 AM on September 25, 2002

aaah. At last, my chance to post the The Time Cube Personality Test! (via The Cubic Society.)
posted by taz at 2:40 AM on September 25, 2002

Metafilter: Educated Stupid.
posted by sklero at 3:01 AM on September 25, 2002

taz: So, wait...is that Cubic Society site a parody? the Personality Test seemed like a joke, but the rest of the site...I can't tell. They're taking credit card donations!
posted by sklero at 3:09 AM on September 25, 2002

Crapshoot=Pooshoot?
posted by anathema at 3:31 AM on September 25, 2002

sklero - it is a parody, but quite subtle...
posted by taz at 3:53 AM on September 25, 2002

gelatinous time cube is MORE CORRECT BASTARD

I agree. Roll a 20-sided die.
posted by rcade at 5:47 AM on September 25, 2002

An email exchange I had with Gene Ray:

Me: Do you have any printed literature? I would like to have a hard copy that I could more throroughly peruse. Thank you.

Gene: Plenty of printed data, but no book at this time. A book would be premature without inclusion of public acceptance of the Time Cube principle - which should happen within this year.

I'm still waiting for that public acceptance.
posted by mikrophon at 7:18 AM on September 25, 2002

"The 4 quadrant corners of the Earth sphere rotate as a quad spiraling helix"

Huh. I wonder if we should tell him a cube has eight corners....
posted by shylock at 7:22 AM on September 25, 2002

Read an interview with Gene Ray here.
posted by car_bomb at 9:21 AM on September 25, 2002

Shylock, you are evil stupid. The Earth sphere is CONTAINED by the Time Cube, it's not a cube itself. Time does not travel vertically, only horizontally. Duh!

Jeeze, Cubism is so self-revealing, I can't believe MeFi's don't get it.
posted by bclark at 9:32 AM on September 25, 2002

Ooops, I'm not going to get banned for calling Shylock evil stupid, am I?

I'm not cut out to bear this divine burden :(
posted by bclark at 9:43 AM on September 25, 2002

Was doing a whois on the site to see what gem of a person (Gene Ray) comes up with crap like this when I decided to check out this as well. My favorite part of the site (scroll down to the bottom of the main page):

You can email me at [e-mail] (PLEASE NO DEATH THREATS!)
posted by trillion at 12:52 PM on September 25, 2002

Excuse my stoopid evil ignorance (I'm new to this cube thing) but is the cubic society (linked above) not-very- satirical-satire or for real?
posted by funkuncle at 1:22 PM on September 25, 2002

Satire. (their 4 corner stage metamorphic seasons proves them Cubic)
posted by eddydamascene at 11:25 PM on September 25, 2002