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Post number 20415

pallid — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 09:18:22 -0800

Myth Dispelled: Shoe Size, Penis Size Not Linked. I guess there's no need in buying my shoes two sizes too large any longer (pardon the pun). Damn you scientists!

By: ginz

ginz — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 09:26:55 -0800

It isn't shoe size, it's the size of your nose! Any Germans around at the moment? What is the saying again?

By: benjh

benjh — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 09:36:46 -0800

Because it wasn't feasible to measure the length of the erect penis, the researchers measured the penis when gently stretched. Sure there it. I can hear the porn-style music now.

By: Dark Messiah

Dark Messiah — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 09:47:38 -0800

They don't call me "Tony the Pony" because I run fast... ;)

By: woil

woil — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 09:58:09 -0800

Correction: No connection between british shoe sizes and penile length. ;-) -Size 13, OR

By: sklero

sklero — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 11:21:36 -0800

"I have some ideas that I am currently putting together as a research proposal," the researcher added. "There must be some part of the body that is predictive of penile length..." "There just has to be! I've got to get my hands on more of these hot, hot cocks!" Who the hell is funding this research, anyway?

By: jodic

jodic — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 11:40:55 -0800

Thank you! I need to print this out and give it to one of the guys who bowls at my parents' bowling alley. Everytime someone comes up to get a pair of size 12s, he'll elbow me and tell me to keep that one.

By: TuffAustin

TuffAustin — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 12:42:40 -0800

"some part of the body that is predictive of penile length..." Uh, hello? How about *drum roll*.... the PENIS?!!?

By: arf

arf — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 13:53:42 -0800

ginz, it's Wie die Nas' des Mannes, so auch sein Johannes.

By: dmd

dmd — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 13:58:01 -0800

Perhaps if I show this article to my shoe salesman, he'll stop insisting on "doublechecking" my measurements...

By: tippiedog

tippiedog — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 14:02:35 -0800

In the current study, the researchers studied men visiting a urologist for various reasons. Because it wasn't feasible to measure the length of the erect penis, the researchers measured the penis when gently stretched. I'm sorry, I'm still trying to picture my urologist: "Well, you see, there's this study I'm participating in. May I gently stretch your penis and measure it?"

By: stevefromsparks

stevefromsparks — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 14:10:49 -0800

At 13EEE, I can confirm this is true. :-(

By: jpburns

jpburns — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 14:37:20 -0800

Wouldn't this study just determine how stretchy one's penis is?

By: Arqa

Arqa — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 15:20:02 -0800

The most reliable method to establish the size of a man's penis, is to ask him to take it out and show it to you. You can then measure it with a ruler :-)

By: Hildago

Hildago — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 16:09:55 -0800

"There is a strong correlation between stretched penile length and erect... The correlation is so strong that the results can be extrapolated to erect penises." ... As reports of this study were broadcast on the television news, some of the women in the bar giggled. Many of the men tried self-consciously not to look at their shoes. Gumby just smiled to himself and took another sip of Scotch.

By: Miss Beth

Miss Beth — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 16:15:24 -0800

In my *ahem* experience, the tip of the middle finger to the base of the palm seems to be a good indicator, in most cases. Guys?

By: hincandenza

hincandenza — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 16:49:35 -0800

Holy cow, then I must be friggin' huge! I knew all those piano lessons as a kid would pay off!

By: Daze

Daze — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 18:14:15 -0800

Well, you know what they say, Pee Wee -- big feet, big boots.

By: delboy_trotter

delboy_trotter — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 18:46:00 -0800

Are you man enough to take the test???

By: maudlin

maudlin — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 20:36:01 -0800

So, let me get this straight ... the penis ... it stretches?

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 20:41:59 -0800

In my *ahem* experience, the tip of the middle finger to the base of the palm seems to be a good indicator, in most cases. Guys?-- Miss Beth Yep, I second this theory...and now that we've got that all cleared up...I have to know...these stretchy penises...do they vibrate too?

By: livingdots

livingdots — Mon, 30 Sep 2002 22:20:21 -0800

Click here if you want to see a picture of Dr. Jyoti. :-)

By: Dantien

Dantien — Tue, 01 Oct 2002 19:12:19 -0800

Yes the penis stretches. When soft. Never been near one?