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Post number 20516

agaffin — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 12:44:53 -0800

Blue man runs for Senate Stan Jones, the Libertarian candidate for U.S. Senate in Montana suffers from argyria, a condition in which the skin becomes stained a permanent shade of blue. How do you come down with it? You drink lots of colloidal silver. Jones started mixing his own shortly before Y2K to help boost his immune system in the antibiotic-short apocolypse he was sure was coming. No word if he is now engaged in weird behavior involving metal tubes.

By: sharksandwich

sharksandwich — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 12:48:48 -0800

Can lack of colloidal silver cause reposts?

By: ac

ac — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 12:53:18 -0800

Yes.

By: agaffin

agaffin — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 12:53:20 -0800

Oh, damn, color me blue - dunno how I missed that one, sorry!

By: Banky_Edwards

Banky_Edwards — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:04:40 -0800

I, for one, welcome our new blue Libertarian overlords.

By: matteo

matteo — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:05:07 -0800

dunno how I missed that one, sorry! Well, how about searching the FP for key words like "blue"? .... Blue pancakes anybody?

By: RobbieFal

RobbieFal — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:08:04 -0800

If he's elected, he might become a Blue Dog Democrat!

By: Ty Webb

Ty Webb — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:10:03 -0800

This guy should've kept his hands to himself on the Willy Wonka Factory Tour.

By: quirked

quirked — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:10:45 -0800

So then this photo of him is color corrected?

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:15:22 -0800

It was taken before his Blue Period.

By: ac

ac — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:20:51 -0800

Mmmm...pancakes. With blue food coloring.

By: stifford

stifford — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:29:10 -0800

It's going to be the next big thing in the goth kid circles. black lipstick is going to be for posers.

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:52:06 -0800

Agaffin wins "Most Graceful Comment Conceding Double Post Award", no contest. Quick, elegant and humorous - a winning combination!

By: padraigin

padraigin — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:52:57 -0800

It'll be a pity if he wins. He'll be stuck in Washington most of the year, instead of joining his colleagues in delighting Vegas audiences with their hilarious antics.

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:57:49 -0800

I thought the smurfs were communists?

By: Fofer

Fofer — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 13:58:35 -0800

Call Eiffel 65, there's definitely commercial possibilities here.

By: mss

mss — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 14:04:21 -0800

If while campaigning he pulls his pants down and sticks it out a car window is that a "Blue Moon"?

By: mss

mss — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 14:05:07 -0800

it = his ass

By: britain

britain — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 14:05:20 -0800

Two things come to mind : - "Mr. Blue" by the Fleetwoods (or was it the Skyliners? no, it was the Fleetwoods) - That BBC photo looks like a frame of cgi "in-between" animation from an outtake from the X-Men movie. (Sorry, I would find a relevant link if I weren't at work.)

By: trioperative

trioperative — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 14:05:20 -0800

Oh great, next he'll be demanding special rights.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 14:23:22 -0800

Man, I wish I'd said that.

By: whatzit

whatzit — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 15:05:55 -0800

And here I thought a Blue Man would be running for congress.

By: tingley

tingley — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 15:12:49 -0800

Gadzooks, a double post within a single thread.

By: Blubble

Blubble — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 15:19:47 -0800

Thats what he gets for being a paranoid freak. Of course, that will probably go over well in Montana.

By: skallas

skallas — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 16:46:49 -0800

Vote Libertarian in Florida's new high tech Orgone voting booths!

By: Hildago

Hildago — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 18:53:29 -0800

Ha ha! His skin is blue!

By: dr_dank

dr_dank — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 19:00:08 -0800

I dunno, he doesn't look that blue to me. More a touch of gray.

By: Alylex

Alylex — Thu, 03 Oct 2002 19:54:14 -0800

He got this case of the blues from ingesting silver? Such brilliance is bound to tarnish his career. Surely the voters will polish him off on election day.