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Post number 20800

oissubke — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:10:25 -0800

Brawny Man Finalists In the most tremendously important link of the day, the time has come for the public to select who will be the one and only Brawny man. The field has been narrowed down to several finalists. Which one will it be? Whose pecs will reign supreme?

By: oissubke

oissubke — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:11:49 -0800

In other news, Carlos Oissubke holds a press conferences to reassure everyone that he is *not* gay. He just likes paper towels.

By: whatzit

whatzit — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:17:00 -0800

Is anyone else bothered by the extra email confirmation to add a vote? I don't think it's ballot-stuffers they should be worrying about in this contest - surely Vivolo can wipe up the competition.

By: Steve_at_Linnwood

Steve_at_Linnwood — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:28:06 -0800

How come there isn't a lumberjack?

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:46:10 -0800

Bah! None of them look like Kenny Rogers! This contest is fucked already.

By: MrBaliHai

MrBaliHai — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:55:18 -0800

He just likes paper towels For some reason, that disturbs me far more than the thought that you might be gay.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:59:39 -0800

Oh, and am I the only one that thinks that selecting a Brawny woman would probably have a lot more impact and send sales through the roof?

By: oissubke

oissubke — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 14:25:15 -0800

Brawny woman would probably have a lot more impact and send sales through the roof? I think this thread has found its purpose. Nominations, everyone?

By: dhartung

dhartung — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 14:29:30 -0800

Stan: Their current TV campaign involves a "brawny" arm transplanting itself on a woman cleaning her kitchen, as it seems to take over a la Mickey Mouse and the magic brooms. Always looked weird to me.

By: silusGROK

silusGROK — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 14:54:42 -0800

Poor Oissubke... he's still in the closet, next to the vacuum cleaner and the paper towels... "Oh!" says Oissubke, "Paper towels... I like paper towels!"

By: silusGROK

silusGROK — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 14:55:53 -0800

Brawny women? Tracy Chapman. Mmm.

By: oissubke

oissubke — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 15:02:09 -0800

Poor Oissubke... he's still in the closet, next to the vacuum cleaner and the paper towels... "Oh!" says Oissubke, "Paper towels... I like paper towels!" Well, I did find that Kenny Rogers site oddly compelling....

By: benjh

benjh — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 15:12:01 -0800

Melissa Ethridge? k.d. lang? Ellen Degeneres? I'm on the wrong path, aren't I.....

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 15:31:58 -0800

Jeez Guys, I hardly think this topic is important enough to warrent two posts!

By: silusGROK

silusGROK — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 15:37:17 -0800

Kenny Rogers? Great Christmas album.

By: oissubke

oissubke — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 15:40:56 -0800

Jeez Guys, I hardly think this topic is important enough to warrent two posts! Oh, what, we should be talking about religion, politics, society, culture, or current events? What do you think this is -- Fark? ;-)

By: Poagao

Poagao — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 18:46:25 -0800

Why would a brawny woman have a greater impact and sell more? I don't get it. My vote goes to the Stephens guy, btw, but only if he loses the glasses. Might get caught in the trees, ya know.

By: oissubke

oissubke — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 19:36:25 -0800

My wife picked the guy all the way on the right. Coulda sworn she'd pick one of the others. If anyone here can figure dames out, let me know.

By: octobersurprise

octobersurprise — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 19:46:11 -0800

There can be only one. Steven. Steven. Steven.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 21:48:21 -0800

Dear god I miss Evanizer.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 22:10:02 -0800

"How come there isn't a lumberjack?" There. Happy?

By: oissubke

oissubke — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 22:34:31 -0800

There. Happy? It's...

By: hippugeek

hippugeek — Mon, 14 Oct 2002 23:18:57 -0800

Whoa. All but one of them is a firefighter, paramedic, or firefighting paramedic--and three of them make reference to Sept. 11. Hero whores. (The Brawny people, not these guys, who I'm sure are all fine human beings...)

By: ?!

?! — Tue, 15 Oct 2002 15:43:55 -0800

Any advertising wonks want to tell me why they want an age before you vote? Will the winner over te over 50 crowd tour nursing homes? I clicked each age before voting and found that after you click "17 and under" you get a cookie to stop you from voting. "We're sorry; you must be at least 18 to vote" becuase the future of all mankind shouldn't be left to mere children.