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Post number 21163

XQUZYPHYR — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 16:29:51 -0800

Buy Bush a Playstation 2. If the fundraising goal is met, the President will be given a PS2 with a copy of SOCOM and Conflict: Desert Storm, hopefully distracting him long enough to forget about the real war. Send your donation and you'll save a lot more people than just Karyn.

By: TheFarSeid

TheFarSeid — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 16:45:21 -0800

Just be sure the Playstation is designated as a personal gift and not a donation to the White House...you remember what happened with our last President!

By: acutetype

acutetype — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 17:14:20 -0800

WAIT A DANG MINUTE! I recall Saddam buying a bunch of these things to link up into a SUPER COMPUTER! Are you sure you wanna give W this kinda processing power???

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 17:21:00 -0800

Look, the PS2 controller is clearly too complicated for Mr. Bush. Look at all those buttons! I'd suggest a vintage Atari 2600.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 17:30:47 -0800

I think we'll have better chances of giving him Axis & Allies. It'll take him at least till reelections to figure that out.

By: GriffX

GriffX — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 18:38:44 -0800

See, I'd suggest a copy of Combat Mission - that way, he gets to give direct orders to squads of guys, and see how you quickly a seemingly seemingly unbeatable situation can turn into a bloodbath. Might be a good thing for him to see the results of hastily executed tactics.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 19:21:11 -0800

I say we buy him a WHOLE bag of pretzels..

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 19:21:39 -0800

..and send a cheesesteak to Dick Cheney while we're at it...

By: Busithoth

Busithoth — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 19:50:14 -0800

I second that cheesesteak idea. He's only hiding underground because there's a group of domestic terrorists who're waiting to sneak up behind him and yell 'Boo!'

By: bureaustyle

bureaustyle — Mon, 28 Oct 2002 22:19:45 -0800

Vidiot, I agree ! That's a brilliant brilliant idea, people like you we need in the government right now

By: trioperative

trioperative — Tue, 29 Oct 2002 05:38:42 -0800

mmmmm....cheesesteak.

By: Vidiot

Vidiot — Tue, 29 Oct 2002 10:58:14 -0800

*blushes* I try...