Friday Fun!! Got a question for the Axis of Chicken Hawks?

November 1, 2002 11:36 AM

Friday Fun!! Got a question for the Axis of Chicken Hawks? "The Official Simulation Act of 2002 created the Dept. of Official Simulation (DoOS) and tasked it with minimizing time wasted on media availability by certain U.S. Government officials who have been designated as essential to national security. DoOS makes available for press conferences and interviews simulated officials virtually identical to the originals with regard to talking points, lucidity and veracity" Try it! The answers are hilarious!! (thanks to busybusybusy)
posted by nofundy (8 comments total)

I asked Dick Cheney "Did you get the clap from bootsy?" and this is what he said. My work here is done.
posted by DenOfSizer at 12:09 PM on November 1, 2002

this is what he said

I think the answers change each time you load them. Sigh.

I like this much better than the R. Robot stuff. It's drawing from better sources, real quoates by each individual. I actually think I may have accidentally learned something new and changed some of my opinions (hmmm... maybe there IS a link between Iraq and al-Qaeda). What a wonderfully subversive tool all around.

And best of all, no Ann Coulter.
posted by namespan at 12:54 PM on November 1, 2002

I would share with you my laugh yet the pictures keep revolving and Don's use of his hands were the perfect answers I expected from him. Darn I could not share, with you as I now realize he speaks with his hands better than with words.
posted by thomcatspike at 1:07 PM on November 1, 2002

Wait I think I got it to work for you too.

I asked, how big of a boob are you, Don? Answer.

I pick on him for being overly prudish to breasts with the Justice of the Peace Statue he kept covering up.
posted by thomcatspike at 1:48 PM on November 1, 2002

I pick on him for being overly prudish to breasts with the Justice of the Peace Statue he kept covering up.

Wrong power-mongering old white guy. You mean him.
posted by pejamo at 2:36 PM on November 1, 2002

"the Axis of ChickenHawks"?

Please, if you're going to troll, at least be creative or amusing.
posted by jammer at 3:02 PM on November 1, 2002

Very creative and amusing site. Thank you.
posted by cbrody at 7:38 PM on November 1, 2002

Yes, very creative and amusing indeed. Thank you from me, too.
posted by troutfishing at 8:19 AM on November 2, 2002