Tell a joke at some musician's expense.
November 8, 2002 7:10 PM Subscribe
Tell a joke at some musician's expense....or tell a few. Here's something for your favorite bodhran player, or the banjo player in your life. But somehow, the string section gets the worst of it.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
posted by riviera at 8:51 PM on November 8, 2002
A drummer.
posted by riviera at 8:51 PM on November 8, 2002
Riv: good one. That brings back memories.
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four. *rimshot*
posted by Dark Messiah at 8:55 PM on November 8, 2002
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four. *rimshot*
posted by Dark Messiah at 8:55 PM on November 8, 2002
Here are some actor and techie jokes, while we're on performing arts. Funny, several of these are the exact same as the trumpet player jokes...
posted by TheFarSeid at 9:02 PM on November 8, 2002
posted by TheFarSeid at 9:02 PM on November 8, 2002
Oh God, I remember the viola joke section from a Dave Barry column around 1995 or 1996. I can't believe that page is still around.
posted by bobo123 at 9:10 PM on November 8, 2002
posted by bobo123 at 9:10 PM on November 8, 2002
Where are the drummer jokes?
Drummer = percussionist. (They hit things!)
posted by Dark Messiah at 9:10 PM on November 8, 2002
Drummer = percussionist. (They hit things!)
posted by Dark Messiah at 9:10 PM on November 8, 2002
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
homeless.
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
you only have to beat the rhythm into the drum machine once.
posted by fvw at 9:24 PM on November 8, 2002
homeless.
What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
you only have to beat the rhythm into the drum machine once.
posted by fvw at 9:24 PM on November 8, 2002
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass
Thank you, thank you; I'll be here the whole weekend.
posted by Ayn Marx at 11:58 PM on November 8, 2002
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Philip Glass
Thank you, thank you; I'll be here the whole weekend.
posted by Ayn Marx at 11:58 PM on November 8, 2002
What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't.
'Twas n'er a truer word spoken.
And I say this as a former trombone player.
posted by hippugeek at 1:41 AM on November 9, 2002
Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't.
'Twas n'er a truer word spoken.
And I say this as a former trombone player.
posted by hippugeek at 1:41 AM on November 9, 2002
I heard Kris Kehr tell this joke:
I was out driving around with my banjo in the car and I stopped at the mall to do some shopping. When I came back to the car, I found that somebody had broken the window. And put another banjo inside.
posted by maurice at 6:37 AM on November 9, 2002
I was out driving around with my banjo in the car and I stopped at the mall to do some shopping. When I came back to the car, I found that somebody had broken the window. And put another banjo inside.
posted by maurice at 6:37 AM on November 9, 2002
Oh God, not more viola player jokes! (BobsterLobster <- Viola player) They're pretty good though...
posted by BobsterLobster at 8:46 AM on November 9, 2002
posted by BobsterLobster at 8:46 AM on November 9, 2002
Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car? It took two hours to get the drummer out.
Nice one, Dark Messiah.
posted by alex_reno at 6:01 PM on November 10, 2002
Nice one, Dark Messiah.
posted by alex_reno at 6:01 PM on November 10, 2002
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